THE GOOD STUFF
Everything you actually want to know.
The scent, the details, and how to keep the good decisions going.
Full product details
Scent: Yes, Dear
Agreement with a tiny footnote
Two words. One peaceful evening. Several terms and conditions.
Yes, Dear is a funny gift for your husband or boyfriend when his agreement sounds suspiciously polished. Jynx is signing. Blanca is supervising. There is a magnifying glass on the table because somebody in this relationship understands that an asterisk is never decorative.
Give it to the man who has learned that being right and having a pleasant evening are occasionally separate hobbies. A birthday, anniversary or Christmas gift from the person who knows exactly what that little pause before “yes” means. No sweeping relationship advice here. Just a candle, a familiar look and some exceptionally small print.
Yes, Dear: the scent
The Yes, Dear fragrance brings vanilla, tonka and whipped cocoa together in a warm, creamy blend. Soft sweetness makes the room feel inviting while the label quietly negotiates the details. If he enjoys vanilla candles and you enjoy giving him a little shit, this is an easy agreement to reach.
The goods
- 13.75 oz candle in a clear glass vessel.
- Scent: Yes, Dear.
- Fragrance notes: Vanilla • Tonka • Whipped Cocoa.
- Natural soy wax and USA-made fragrance.
- Hand-poured in New England.
- Original Sinscents character artwork.
Browse the rest of our funny candles for men for more gifts with questionable judgment and excellent timing.
Bad Influence. Great Candles.
Burn it right
Keep the wick trimmed before each burn. On the first burn, let the melt pool reach the edge of the vessel when practical. Never leave a burning candle unattended, keep it away from drafts and anything flammable, and stop burning when about 1/2 inch of wax remains.
Shipping
Free standard U.S. shipping on every candle. Delivery estimates and applicable taxes are shown at checkout.
Your candle can smell incredible and have a questionable sense of humor. We see no reason to make you choose.
— OUR EXTREMELY SERIOUS BRAND PHILOSOPHY
We could’ve slapped “Live, Laugh, Love” on a jar. But then we’d have to live with ourselves.
— A STATEMENT FROM THE ART DEPARTMENT
Our sense of humor is questionable. Your checkout shouldn’t be. Shopify handles the payment. We handle the bad influence.
— THE DEPARTMENT OF ACTUAL RESPONSIBILITY
For the person who says “you shouldn’t have”—and, for once, means it. Still wants to know where you got it, though.
— OUR OFFICIAL POSITION ON GIFTING

