• We Don't Hold Grudges We Keep Receipts Cashmere and Cream family candle
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We Don’t Hold Grudges. We Keep Receipts. | Funny Family Candle

We Don’t Hold Grudges. We Keep Receipts. | Funny Family Candle

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Cashmere & Cream

We Don’t Hold Grudges. We keep receipts. Forgive and forget is adorable. Your family has screenshots, timestamps, witnesses, and a detailed oral history dating back to 1997. Scent:...

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The scent, the details, and how to keep the good decisions going.

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Scent: Cashmere & Cream

We Don’t Hold Grudges.

We keep receipts.

Forgive and forget is adorable. Your family has screenshots, timestamps, witnesses, and a detailed oral history dating back to 1997.

Scent: Cashmere & Cream
Soft vanilla dressed up in smooth, cozy warmth. Much nicer than the evidence file.

13.75 oz clear glass candle. No. 04 of 12 in the Sinscents Family Life Collection.

Collector warning: the full series has 12 numbered candles, but No. 05 BFF is capped at 100 Chase Editions. Translation: only 100 complete Family Life sets can ever exist.

A funny family gift, gag gift, White Elephant gift, or peace offering for someone who absolutely remembers what you said and has documentation.

More family evidence: browse the Family Life collection or our White Elephant gifts.

Burn it right

Keep the wick trimmed before each burn. On the first burn, let the melt pool reach the edge of the vessel when practical. Never leave a burning candle unattended, keep it away from drafts and anything flammable, and stop burning when about 1/2 inch of wax remains.

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Bad Influence. Great Candles. That part is kind of the whole idea.

Your candle can smell incredible and have a questionable sense of humor. We see no reason to make you choose.

— OUR EXTREMELY SERIOUS BRAND PHILOSOPHY

Original Sinscents art. Every product gets its own point of view.

We could’ve slapped “Live, Laugh, Love” on a jar. But then we’d have to live with ourselves.

— A STATEMENT FROM THE ART DEPARTMENT

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Our sense of humor is questionable. Your checkout shouldn’t be. Shopify handles the payment. We handle the bad influence.

— THE DEPARTMENT OF ACTUAL RESPONSIBILITY

Gift-worthy on purpose. The label is part of the present.

For the person who says “you shouldn’t have”—and, for once, means it. Still wants to know where you got it, though.

— OUR OFFICIAL POSITION ON GIFTING