• The Timekeeper Running Late lit 11oz clear glass candle in a scene extending its wedding-party joke
  • The Timekeeper Running Late original wedding collection candle label
  • The Timekeeper Sinscents bridal party candle — glamour image 1
  • The Timekeeper Sinscents bridal party candle — glamour image 2
  • The Timekeeper Sinscents bridal party candle — glamour image 3
1 5

The Timekeeper | Funny Maid of Honor Gift Candle

The Timekeeper | Funny Maid of Honor Gift Candle

Sinscents Original. Free standard U.S. shipping on every candle in the U.S., even if it’s just one.

Running Late

Running Late: fresh herbs and woods, because someone has to keep it together.

Why our candles cost a little more
Scent Notes
FamilyFresh herbal / woody
TopEucalyptus
HeartLavender
BaseEarthy Woods
If You Like…

fresh herbs, lavender and grounded woody scents

Reference names are used only to describe scent direction. No affiliation or endorsement is implied.

$39.99 USD
$39.99 USD
Sale Sold out
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Scent
Size
View full details

THE GOOD STUFF

Everything you actually want to know.

The scent, the details, and how to keep the good decisions going.

Full product details

Scent: Running Late

You people need to move it.

Mercy has the limo, the schedule and absolutely no remaining patience. Lily is still getting ready. Blanca has decided this is an excellent time to adjust her veil. The ceremony starts in twelve minutes.

Give The Timekeeper to the maid of honor or organized bridesmaid who somehow became a travel agent, human alarm clock and unpaid crisis manager. A candle is nicer than another request to move the pickup time.

Running Late

Fresh eucalyptus opens into lavender and earthy woods. Composed, crisp and considerably calmer than the group chat.

The candle

  • Clear-glass 11oz tumbler with 8.5oz (241g) soy wax fill.
  • Cotton wick; no lid.
  • Approximately 45–55 hours of burn time with proper care.

Burn within sight on a stable, heat-resistant surface, away from drafts, fabrics, children and pets.

Shipping

Free standard U.S. shipping on every candle. Delivery estimates and applicable taxes are shown at checkout.

Bad Influence. Great Candles. That part is kind of the whole idea.

Your candle can smell incredible and have a questionable sense of humor. We see no reason to make you choose.

— OUR EXTREMELY SERIOUS BRAND PHILOSOPHY

Original Sinscents art. Every product gets its own point of view.

We could’ve slapped “Live, Laugh, Love” on a jar. But then we’d have to live with ourselves.

— A STATEMENT FROM THE ART DEPARTMENT

Secure checkout. Shopify-powered checkout from cart to confirmation.

Our sense of humor is questionable. Your checkout shouldn’t be. Shopify handles the payment. We handle the bad influence.

— THE DEPARTMENT OF ACTUAL RESPONSIBILITY

Gift-worthy on purpose. The label is part of the present.

For the person who says “you shouldn’t have”—and, for once, means it. Still wants to know where you got it, though.

— OUR OFFICIAL POSITION ON GIFTING