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Scent: Unnecessary Meeting
Thirty minutes to discuss the thing already explained perfectly in three sentences.
This Could Have Been an Email is a funny office candle for calendar invites with no agenda, meetings about meetings, and the phrase “let’s take this offline” said while everyone is already online.
Unnecessary Meeting
Coffee does the heavy lifting, vanilla keeps morale technically alive, and warm spice adds just enough comfort to survive another round of “any final thoughts?”
Scent Notes
Coffee • Vanilla • Warm Spice
A memorable office gift for coworkers, managers, office parties, Secret Santa, White Elephant, and Yankee Swap. It’s also a coworker Christmas gift under $50 for the person whose calendar has become a cry for help.
One of six distinct designs in the Sinscents Office Series. Each design is a limited release; when this one sells out, that’s it. Sold-out designs won’t be restocked.
13.75 oz Clear Jar Candle
Premium soy wax
Sinscents original design
Burn it. Clean it. Reuse it.
Bad Influence. Great Candles.
More office damage: browse the Office Humor collection or our White Elephant gift ideas.
Burn it right
Keep the wick trimmed before each burn. On the first burn, let the melt pool reach the edge of the vessel when practical. Never leave a burning candle unattended, keep it away from drafts and anything flammable, and stop burning when about 1/2 inch of wax remains.
Shipping
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Your candle can smell incredible and have a questionable sense of humor. We see no reason to make you choose.
— OUR EXTREMELY SERIOUS BRAND PHILOSOPHY
We could’ve slapped “Live, Laugh, Love” on a jar. But then we’d have to live with ourselves.
— A STATEMENT FROM THE ART DEPARTMENT
Our sense of humor is questionable. Your checkout shouldn’t be. Shopify handles the payment. We handle the bad influence.
— THE DEPARTMENT OF ACTUAL RESPONSIBILITY
For the person who says “you shouldn’t have”—and, for once, means it. Still wants to know where you got it, though.
— OUR OFFICIAL POSITION ON GIFTING
