• Thermostat Monitor candle with Sixty Seven Degrees label in a blue living room
  • Thermostat Monitor original flat label artwork, Sixty Seven Degrees
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Thermostat Monitor | Funny Dad Gift Candle

Thermostat Monitor | Funny Dad Gift Candle

Sinscents Original. Free standard U.S. shipping on every candle in the U.S., even if it’s just one.

Sixty Seven Degrees

Eucalyptus, lavender and earthy woods. The temperature is apparently nonnegotiable.

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Scent Notes
FamilyHerbal • Fresh • Woody
TopEucalyptus
HeartLavender
BaseEarthy Woods
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Fresh eucalyptus, herbal lavender and grounded woody fragrances.

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THE GOOD STUFF

Everything you actually want to know.

The scent, the details, and how to keep the good decisions going.

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Scent: Sixty Seven Degrees

Put on a shirt.

The thermostat is set to 67. The key is around his neck. Negotiations have concluded.

Thermostat Monitor is a funny dad gift for the man who knows the heating bill, the weather forecast and the exact moment someone touched that dial. Jynx is guarding the controls. Blanca has a blanket, a perfectly reasonable complaint and very little chance of winning this round.

Give it to your husband when “are you cold?” somehow becomes a discussion about insulation. Choose it for the boyfriend with a sacred preferred temperature, the dad who patrols the hallway, or the adult son who has started paying his own utility bills and suddenly understands everything. It makes a pointed little birthday, Christmas or Father’s Day gift for a household habit everyone recognizes.

Sixty Seven Degrees: the scent

Fresh eucalyptus leads into herbal lavender, with earthy woods underneath. The blend feels crisp and grounded, giving this glacier-blue standoff a surprisingly easygoing fragrance. Sixty Seven Degrees is the name on the candle; it does not change the room temperature or improve your odds of getting the heat turned up.

The goods

  • 13.75 oz candle in a clear glass vessel.
  • Scent: Sixty Seven Degrees.
  • Fragrance notes: Eucalyptus • Lavender • Earthy Woods.
  • Natural soy wax and USA-made fragrance.
  • Hand-poured in New England.
  • Original Sinscents character artwork.

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Burn it right

Keep the wick trimmed before each burn. On the first burn, let the melt pool reach the edge of the vessel when practical. Never leave a burning candle unattended, keep it away from drafts and anything flammable, and stop burning when about 1/2 inch of wax remains.

Shipping

Free standard U.S. shipping on every candle. Delivery estimates and applicable taxes are shown at checkout.

Bad Influence. Great Candles. That part is kind of the whole idea.

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— OUR EXTREMELY SERIOUS BRAND PHILOSOPHY

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— A STATEMENT FROM THE ART DEPARTMENT

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Gift-worthy on purpose. The label is part of the present.

For the person who says “you shouldn’t have”—and, for once, means it. Still wants to know where you got it, though.

— OUR OFFICIAL POSITION ON GIFTING