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Scent: Bail or Bandages
Mom’s got your back.
Mercy brought the emergency purse. Of course she did. Somewhere between the bandages, phone charger and suspiciously practical supplies is everything this bridal party is about to need.
The Mom is a funny candle gift for the responsible friend who keeps the bachelorette weekend from becoming a cautionary tale. Actual motherhood is optional. Being the person everyone shouts for is not.
Bail or Bandages
Bail or Bandages combines eucalyptus, lavender and earthy woods. Fresh, herbal and steady, just like the friend who already knows where your shoes are.
The candle
- Clear-glass 11oz tumbler with 8.5oz (241g) soy wax fill.
- Cotton wick; no lid.
- Approximately 45–55 hours of burn time with proper care.
Burn within sight on a stable, heat-resistant surface, away from drafts, fabrics, children and pets.
Shipping
Free standard U.S. shipping on every candle. Delivery estimates and applicable taxes are shown at checkout.
Your candle can smell incredible and have a questionable sense of humor. We see no reason to make you choose.
— OUR EXTREMELY SERIOUS BRAND PHILOSOPHY
We could’ve slapped “Live, Laugh, Love” on a jar. But then we’d have to live with ourselves.
— A STATEMENT FROM THE ART DEPARTMENT
Our sense of humor is questionable. Your checkout shouldn’t be. Shopify handles the payment. We handle the bad influence.
— THE DEPARTMENT OF ACTUAL RESPONSIBILITY
For the person who says “you shouldn’t have”—and, for once, means it. Still wants to know where you got it, though.
— OUR OFFICIAL POSITION ON GIFTING




