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The Cellmate | Funny Bride-to-Be Gift Candle

The Cellmate | Funny Bride-to-Be Gift Candle

Sinscents Original. Free standard U.S. shipping on every candle in the U.S., even if it’s just one.

Felonilla

Felonilla: warm vanilla sweetness for a very willing life sentence.

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Scent Notes
FamilyVanilla / gourmand
TopVanilla Bean
HeartTonka
BaseWhipped Cocoa
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warm vanilla and soft cocoa sweetness

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Regular price $39.99 USD
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Everything you actually want to know.

The scent, the details, and how to keep the good decisions going.

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Scent: Felonilla

Love is patient. Love is kind. Love has apparently agreed to share a bathroom for the foreseeable future. In the Sinscents wedding party, that counts as a serious commitment.

The Cellmate is a funny bride-to-be candle for the friend preparing to make her favorite bad influence a permanent arrangement. A bridal shower or bachelorette gift that says you support the marriage and intend to keep making jokes about it.

Felonilla

Felonilla layers vanilla bean, tonka and whipped cocoa. Warm, sweet and persuasive enough to make a life sentence sound rather appealing.

The candle

  • Clear-glass 11oz tumbler with 8.5oz (241g) soy wax fill.
  • Cotton wick; no lid.
  • Approximately 45–55 hours of burn time with proper care.

Burn within sight on a stable, heat-resistant surface, away from drafts, fabrics, children and pets.

Shipping

Free standard U.S. shipping on every candle. Delivery estimates and applicable taxes are shown at checkout.

Bad Influence. Great Candles. That part is kind of the whole idea.
Bad Influence. Great Candles. That part is kind of the whole idea.

Your candle can smell incredible and have a questionable sense of humor. We see no reason to make you choose.

— OUR EXTREMELY SERIOUS BRAND PHILOSOPHY

Original Sinscents art. Every product gets its own point of view.
Original Sinscents art. Every product gets its own point of view.

We could’ve slapped “Live, Laugh, Love” on a jar. But then we’d have to live with ourselves.

— A STATEMENT FROM THE ART DEPARTMENT

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Our sense of humor is questionable. Your checkout shouldn’t be. Shopify handles the payment. We handle the bad influence.

— THE DEPARTMENT OF ACTUAL RESPONSIBILITY

Gift-worthy on purpose. The label is part of the present.
Gift-worthy on purpose. The label is part of the present.

For the person who says “you shouldn’t have”—and, for once, means it. Still wants to know where you got it, though.

— OUR OFFICIAL POSITION ON GIFTING