Tamed | Funny Vintage Apothecary Candle
Tamed | Funny Vintage Apothecary Candle
Leathered
Bergamot and saffron lead into violet, lily of the valley, dark musk, and vetiver. Behave accordingly.
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THE GOOD STUFF
Everything you actually want to know.
The scent, the details, and how to keep the good decisions going.
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Scent: Leathered
Tamed
They said “be good.” Jynx heard “prove it.”
The collar is decorative. The attitude is not. Tamed opens bright with bergamot and saffron, slips into violet and lily of the valley, then leaves dark musk and vetiver lingering like someone who absolutely heard you say “this is a bad idea” and came anyway.
It’s floral, earthy, polished—and not remotely housebroken. Light it in the room where you keep your private thoughts, your questionable purchases, or the outfit you were told was “a bit much.” The candle won’t tell you to behave. It knows better than to waste its breath.
9 oz amber apothecary-style candle. No actual taming, training, obedience, or sudden respect for authority included. The collar is still decorative.
Burn it right
Keep the wick trimmed before each burn. On the first burn, let the melt pool reach the edge of the vessel when practical. Never leave a burning candle unattended, keep it away from drafts and anything flammable, and stop burning when about 1/2 inch of wax remains.
Shipping
Free standard U.S. shipping on every candle. Delivery estimates and applicable taxes are shown at checkout.
Your candle can smell incredible and have a questionable sense of humor. We see no reason to make you choose.
— OUR EXTREMELY SERIOUS BRAND PHILOSOPHY
We could’ve slapped “Live, Laugh, Love” on a jar. But then we’d have to live with ourselves.
— A STATEMENT FROM THE ART DEPARTMENT
Our sense of humor is questionable. Your checkout shouldn’t be. Shopify handles the payment. We handle the bad influence.
— THE DEPARTMENT OF ACTUAL RESPONSIBILITY
For the person who says “you shouldn’t have”—and, for once, means it. Still wants to know where you got it, though.
— OUR OFFICIAL POSITION ON GIFTING
