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Scent: After-Hours Remedy
Steve & Erika’s Frisky Nights
Now that you’re cured.
There’s an upside-down pineapple on the label. We trust you to keep up. After-Hours Remedy is for the couple who said “one glass” and is now renegotiating bedtime like it’s a hostage situation. Velvet vanilla, warm amber, soft musk, and spiced bourbon set the scene—smooth, cozy, and absolutely not here to answer follow-up questions.
Light it before date night, after date night, or when you want the neighbors to assume you have a much more exciting evening planned than folding laundry and watching the same show for the fifth time. This candle is not couples therapy, a permission slip, or an alibi. It does have excellent timing.
9 oz amber apothecary-style candle. Side effects may include candlelit bad decisions and a sudden interest in pineapple décor.
Burn it right
Keep the wick trimmed before each burn. On the first burn, let the melt pool reach the edge of the vessel when practical. Never leave a burning candle unattended, keep it away from drafts and anything flammable, and stop burning when about 1/2 inch of wax remains.
Shipping
Free standard U.S. shipping on every candle. Delivery estimates and applicable taxes are shown at checkout.
Your candle can smell incredible and have a questionable sense of humor. We see no reason to make you choose.
— OUR EXTREMELY SERIOUS BRAND PHILOSOPHY
We could’ve slapped “Live, Laugh, Love” on a jar. But then we’d have to live with ourselves.
— A STATEMENT FROM THE ART DEPARTMENT
Our sense of humor is questionable. Your checkout shouldn’t be. Shopify handles the payment. We handle the bad influence.
— THE DEPARTMENT OF ACTUAL RESPONSIBILITY
For the person who says “you shouldn’t have”—and, for once, means it. Still wants to know where you got it, though.
— OUR OFFICIAL POSITION ON GIFTING

