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Some Assembly Required — Funny Christmas Candle for Parents

Some Assembly Required — Funny Christmas Candle for Parents

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Christmas Spirit — Balsam + Cedar

Choose your repair-crew mood: fresh Balsam + Cedar or darker Oakmoss + Amber. Either way, the mystery screw is still extra.

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Scent Notes
FamilyEvergreen • Woody • Amber
TopVaries by option: Balsam + Cedar or Oakmoss + Amber
HeartVaries by option: Balsam + Cedar or Oakmoss + Amber
BaseVaries by option: Balsam + Cedar or Oakmoss + Amber
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Christmas trees, cedar, oakmoss, amber and warm wood-forward holiday scents

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Scent: Christmas Spirit — Balsam + Cedar

Funny Christmas Candle for Parents — Some Assembly Required

It’s Christmas Eve. The toy has 600 pieces, the instructions are in 14 languages, and one screw remains unexplained. Three screws left. Acceptable level of risk.

This funny Christmas candle is for parents, grandparents, and the designated toy-builder who gets handed a tiny wrench while everyone else “supervises” from the couch. It’s a useful little laugh after the last piece finally clicks into place—or appears to.

The label scent is Christmas Spirit. Choose the fragrance profile that suits your repair crew: Balsam + Cedar or Oakmoss + Amber.

Product details

  • 11 oz frosted glass vessel
  • Net wax weight: 7.2 oz (204 g)
  • Label scent: Christmas Spirit; fragrance options: Balsam + Cedar or Oakmoss + Amber
  • Day 6 of the Sinscents 12 Days of Xmas Mischief collection

A funny Christmas gift for parents, toy-builders, and anyone who has ever found a spare screw after the kids went to bed. Shop the full Christmas candle collection.

Keep browsing: See the rest of the Luxury Christmas Candles & Holiday Gifts collection.

Burn it right

Keep the wick trimmed before each burn. On the first burn, let the melt pool reach the edge of the vessel when practical. Never leave a burning candle unattended, keep it away from drafts and anything flammable, and stop burning when about 1/2 inch of wax remains.

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