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Full product details
Scent: Available
Not catching feelings. Just bouquets.
Blanca is not looking for love. Blanca is looking for a clean catch, a good photograph and the satisfaction of winning something she has loudly insisted she does not want.
The Single One is a funny candle for the single friend bringing competitive energy to the bridal party. Give it to the bridesmaid who can dodge an awkward question from an aunt and still make the catch.
Available
Available opens with bergamot and honeysuckle, followed by jasmine and sandalwood. Fresh florals, soft woods, absolutely no commitment required.
The candle
- Clear-glass 11oz tumbler with 8.5oz (241g) soy wax fill.
- Cotton wick; no lid.
- Approximately 45–55 hours of burn time with proper care.
Burn within sight on a stable, heat-resistant surface, away from drafts, fabrics, children and pets.
Shipping
Free standard U.S. shipping on every candle. Delivery estimates and applicable taxes are shown at checkout.
Your candle can smell incredible and have a questionable sense of humor. We see no reason to make you choose.
— OUR EXTREMELY SERIOUS BRAND PHILOSOPHY
We could’ve slapped “Live, Laugh, Love” on a jar. But then we’d have to live with ourselves.
— A STATEMENT FROM THE ART DEPARTMENT
Our sense of humor is questionable. Your checkout shouldn’t be. Shopify handles the payment. We handle the bad influence.
— THE DEPARTMENT OF ACTUAL RESPONSIBILITY
For the person who says “you shouldn’t have”—and, for once, means it. Still wants to know where you got it, though.
— OUR OFFICIAL POSITION ON GIFTING




