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Scent: Vanilla Bean
Funny Vanilla Bean Christmas Candle — Silent Night
Santa knows when you’re sleeping. Jynx would prefer he stop checking the window. He’s halfway down the bunk-bed ladder, trying not to be perceived; Blanca has already pointed him out. There is no loyalty in this household.
This funny Christmas candle pairs the scene with a warm Vanilla Bean fragrance. It makes an offbeat Christmas candle gift for introverts, night owls, and anyone who treats a quiet evening as a sacred appointment.
Vanilla Bean fragrance
Buttercream, vanilla cake, and sugared bourbon: sweet, cozy, and much less invasive than Santa’s surveillance program.
Product details
- 11 oz frosted glass vessel
- Net wax weight: 7.2 oz (204 g)
- Fragrance: Vanilla Bean — buttercream, vanilla cake, sugared bourbon
- Day 9 of the Sinscents 12 Days of Xmas Mischief collection
Shop all Sinscents Christmas candles—12 days of mischief, and apparently no privacy.
Burn it right
Keep the wick trimmed before each burn. On the first burn, let the melt pool reach the edge of the vessel when practical. Never leave a burning candle unattended, keep it away from drafts and anything flammable, and stop burning when about 1/2 inch of wax remains.
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