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Santa’s Fat Ass Is Stuck in the Chimney — Cinnamon Chai Christmas Candle

Santa’s Fat Ass Is Stuck in the Chimney — Cinnamon Chai Christmas Candle

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Nice & Spicy

Orange peel, cardamom and cinnamon warm things up fast before cream, nutmeg, black tea and vanilla turn it into full chai-latte comfort.

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Scent Notes
FamilyWarm Spice • Tea • Gourmand
TopOrange Peel • Cardamom • Cinnamon
HeartPeppercorn • Cream • Nutmeg
BaseBlack Tea • Vanilla • Clove
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Chai lattes, cinnamon, cardamom, creamy spice and warm tea fragrances

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THE GOOD STUFF

Everything you actually want to know.

The scent, the details, and how to keep the good decisions going.

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Scent: Nice & Spicy

Santa’s FAT ASS Is stuck in the chimney again. The candle. 

Too many cookies. Too small a chimney. Santa is stuck again, and the reindeer are trying very hard not to make eye contact.

We’ll get the old guy out. We’ll just take one sip of tea and mention that this route-planning situation feels avoidable.

This funny Santa candle is a Christmas gag gift for adults, a Secret Santa surprise, or a dirty Santa exchange gift for the friend who can handle a little holiday profanity. The Cinnamon Chai fragrance brings warm spice to the scene; Santa brings the structural problem.

Product details

  • 11 oz frosted glass vessel
  • Net wax weight: 7.2 oz (204 g)
  • Fragrance: Cinnamon Chai
  • Day 2 of the Sinscents 12 Days of Xmas Mischief collection

Find more funny Christmas candles from Sinscents. Chimney extraction not included.

Burn it right

Keep the wick trimmed before each burn. On the first burn, let the melt pool reach the edge of the vessel when practical. Never leave a burning candle unattended, keep it away from drafts and anything flammable, and stop burning when about 1/2 inch of wax remains.

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Bad Influence. Great Candles. That part is kind of the whole idea.

Your candle can smell incredible and have a questionable sense of humor. We see no reason to make you choose.

— OUR EXTREMELY SERIOUS BRAND PHILOSOPHY

Original Sinscents art. Every product gets its own point of view.

We could’ve slapped “Live, Laugh, Love” on a jar. But then we’d have to live with ourselves.

— A STATEMENT FROM THE ART DEPARTMENT

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Our sense of humor is questionable. Your checkout shouldn’t be. Shopify handles the payment. We handle the bad influence.

— THE DEPARTMENT OF ACTUAL RESPONSIBILITY

Gift-worthy on purpose. The label is part of the present.

For the person who says “you shouldn’t have”—and, for once, means it. Still wants to know where you got it, though.

— OUR OFFICIAL POSITION ON GIFTING