THE GOOD STUFF
Everything you actually want to know.
The scent, the details, and how to keep the good decisions going.
Full product details
Scent: Regret
Don’t Make Me Turn This Car Around
Everyone needed a vacation. Then everyone got in the same car.
Road Trip is a funny gift for dad, your husband or the designated driver of every family expedition. Jynx is behind the wheel. Blanca has opinions. The snacks have become a political issue. The car is packed to the roof, the next bathroom is forty miles away, and somebody has already asked whether we are there yet.
If your family holidays come with a route briefing and a very familiar threat, you have found his candle. Give it for Father’s Day, a birthday or Christmas, or buy it as a souvenir of the trip you all survived. It also suits a road-trip-loving boyfriend with a good sense of humor and a firm policy on touching the radio.
Regret: the scent
Regret is the scent name. Vanilla bean, tonka and whipped cocoa are the actual fragrance notes: warm, creamy and softly sweet. Think of it as the quiet hotel room at the end of the drive, after everyone has finally stopped asking for things.
The goods
- 13.75 oz candle in a clear glass vessel.
- Scent: Regret.
- Fragrance notes: Vanilla • Tonka • Whipped Cocoa.
- Natural soy wax and USA-made fragrance.
- Hand-poured in New England.
- Original Sinscents character artwork.
Browse the rest of our funny candles for men for more gifts with questionable judgment and excellent timing.
Bad Influence. Great Candles.
Burn it right
Keep the wick trimmed before each burn. On the first burn, let the melt pool reach the edge of the vessel when practical. Never leave a burning candle unattended, keep it away from drafts and anything flammable, and stop burning when about 1/2 inch of wax remains.
Shipping
Free standard U.S. shipping on every candle. Delivery estimates and applicable taxes are shown at checkout.
Your candle can smell incredible and have a questionable sense of humor. We see no reason to make you choose.
— OUR EXTREMELY SERIOUS BRAND PHILOSOPHY
We could’ve slapped “Live, Laugh, Love” on a jar. But then we’d have to live with ourselves.
— A STATEMENT FROM THE ART DEPARTMENT
Our sense of humor is questionable. Your checkout shouldn’t be. Shopify handles the payment. We handle the bad influence.
— THE DEPARTMENT OF ACTUAL RESPONSIBILITY
For the person who says “you shouldn’t have”—and, for once, means it. Still wants to know where you got it, though.
— OUR OFFICIAL POSITION ON GIFTING

