• Reply All, Choose Violence — Funny Coworker Candle by Sinscents lifestyle image
  • Reply All, Choose Violence — Funny Coworker Candle by Sinscents lifestyle image
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Reply All, Choose Violence — Funny Coworker Candle

Reply All, Choose Violence — Funny Coworker Candle

Sinscents Original. Free standard U.S. shipping on every candle in the U.S., even if it’s just one.

Everyone's Problem Now

Bright, warm, and just reckless enough to hit Reply All.

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Scent Notes
FamilyCitrus Amber Woods
TopCitrus
HeartAmber
BaseCedar
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Bright citrus, warm amber, dry cedar, and making one email everybody's problem

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THE GOOD STUFF

Everything you actually want to know.

The scent, the details, and how to keep the good decisions going.

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Scent: Everyone's Problem Now

One person had a question. Somehow 47 people now have an opinion.

Reply All, Choose Violence is an office humor candle for the tiny button capable of turning one harmless update into everyone’s problem. A funny coworker gift for the team chat survivor, the inbox warrior, and the colleague who knows better than to hit reply all.

Everyone’s Problem Now

Citrus brightens the chaos, amber warms the room, and cedar keeps the whole thread grounded before someone adds the entire company.

Scent Notes

Citrus • Amber • Cedar

Make it a funny office gift, Secret Santa surprise, White Elephant gift, Yankee Swap pick, or coworker Christmas gift under $50. Finally, a reply-all that people might actually appreciate.

One of six distinct designs in the Sinscents Office Series. Each design is a limited release; when this one sells out, that’s it. Sold-out designs won’t be restocked.

13.75 oz Clear Jar Candle
Premium soy wax
Sinscents original design

Burn it. Clean it. Reuse it.
Bad Influence. Great Candles.

More office damage: browse the Office Humor collection or our White Elephant gift ideas.

Burn it right

Keep the wick trimmed before each burn. On the first burn, let the melt pool reach the edge of the vessel when practical. Never leave a burning candle unattended, keep it away from drafts and anything flammable, and stop burning when about 1/2 inch of wax remains.

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Shipping cost and available delivery estimates are shown at checkout.

Bad Influence. Great Candles. That part is kind of the whole idea.

Your candle can smell incredible and have a questionable sense of humor. We see no reason to make you choose.

— OUR EXTREMELY SERIOUS BRAND PHILOSOPHY

Original Sinscents art. Every product gets its own point of view.

We could’ve slapped “Live, Laugh, Love” on a jar. But then we’d have to live with ourselves.

— A STATEMENT FROM THE ART DEPARTMENT

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Our sense of humor is questionable. Your checkout shouldn’t be. Shopify handles the payment. We handle the bad influence.

— THE DEPARTMENT OF ACTUAL RESPONSIBILITY

Gift-worthy on purpose. The label is part of the present.

For the person who says “you shouldn’t have”—and, for once, means it. Still wants to know where you got it, though.

— OUR OFFICIAL POSITION ON GIFTING