Per My Last Email — Funny Office Candle
Per My Last Email — Funny Office Candle
Barely Concealed Rage
Smells calmer than the email you just typed.
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THE GOOD STUFF
Everything you actually want to know.
The scent, the details, and how to keep the good decisions going.
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Scent: Barely Concealed Rage
Some emails need a response. Some need an exorcism.
Per My Last Email is a funny office candle for the moment you type those four polite words while imagining a much less polite sentence. It’s a desk-worthy coworker gift for email survivors, managers, and anyone currently “circling back” against their will.
Barely Concealed Rage
Dark espresso hits first, dry cedar keeps it sharp, and warm tonka smooths the edges just enough to keep HR out of it.
Scent Notes
Espresso • Cedar • Tonka
Give it as a funny office gift, Secret Santa surprise, White Elephant gift, Yankee Swap pick, or coworker Christmas gift under $50. Better than another mug. More honest, too.
One of six distinct designs in the Sinscents Office Series. Each design is a limited release; when this one sells out, that’s it. Sold-out designs won’t be restocked.
13.75 oz Clear Jar Candle
Premium soy wax
Sinscents original design
Burn it. Clean it. Reuse it.
Bad Influence. Great Candles.
More office damage: browse the Office Humor collection or our White Elephant gift ideas.
Burn it right
Keep the wick trimmed before each burn. On the first burn, let the melt pool reach the edge of the vessel when practical. Never leave a burning candle unattended, keep it away from drafts and anything flammable, and stop burning when about 1/2 inch of wax remains.
Shipping
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Your candle can smell incredible and have a questionable sense of humor. We see no reason to make you choose.
— OUR EXTREMELY SERIOUS BRAND PHILOSOPHY
We could’ve slapped “Live, Laugh, Love” on a jar. But then we’d have to live with ourselves.
— A STATEMENT FROM THE ART DEPARTMENT
Our sense of humor is questionable. Your checkout shouldn’t be. Shopify handles the payment. We handle the bad influence.
— THE DEPARTMENT OF ACTUAL RESPONSIBILITY
For the person who says “you shouldn’t have”—and, for once, means it. Still wants to know where you got it, though.
— OUR OFFICIAL POSITION ON GIFTING
