Our Shitter Candle | WTF Did You Eat? Funny Bathroom Candle
Our Shitter Candle | WTF Did You Eat? Funny Bathroom Candle
Courtesy Flush
Bright citrus and soft florals rush in first, with cedarwood and oakmoss staying behind to deal with whatever the hell just happened in there.
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THE GOOD STUFF
Everything you actually want to know.
The scent, the details, and how to keep the good decisions going.
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Scent: Courtesy Flush
OUR SHITTER CANDLE
WTF did you eat?
Every family has one bathroom that has seen some shit.
Sometimes literally.
Someone goes in looking normal. Ten minutes later they emerge five pounds lighter, refuse eye contact, and close the door behind them like they just signed an NDA.
You walk in next.
Huge mistake.
That is when Courtesy Flush reports for duty.
Scent: Courtesy Flush
Bright Citrus • Lavender & Jasmine • Cedarwood & Oakmoss
Fresh citrus hits first, lavender and jasmine attempt diplomacy, and cedarwood and oakmoss hang around to help clean up the reputation of the room.
Will it erase what happened? No. We’re candle makers, not miracle workers.
Will it help? Jesus Christ, we hope so.
13.75 oz clear glass candle. No. 11 of 12 in the Sinscents Family Life Collection.
THE GIFT NOBODY EXPECTS TO FIGHT OVER
At $39.99, Our Shitter Candle is exactly the kind of funny gift under $50 that turns a White Elephant exchange into an actual competition.
Bring it to a White Elephant, Yankee Swap, Dirty Santa, Secret Santa, family Christmas, office party, or any other gathering where grown adults suddenly become willing to betray each other over a gift.
It gets the laugh when it’s opened, then somebody realizes it’s also a genuinely good candle and decides they’re stealing it.
That’s the goal. Not landfill crap. Not another novelty mug. A useful candle with an absolutely terrible job.
That’s a White Elephant gift.
Collector warning: Only 100 copies of No. 05 BFF exist, which means only 100 complete 12-candle Family Life sets can ever exist.
No pressure. Your family already supplies plenty of that.
Bad Influence. Great Candles.
Need more gift-exchange ammunition? Browse our White Elephant gifts, the Family Life Collection, or our Christmas candles and holiday gifts.
Burn it right
Keep the wick trimmed before each burn. On the first burn, let the melt pool reach the edge of the vessel when practical. Never leave a burning candle unattended, keep it away from drafts and anything flammable, and stop burning when about 1/2 inch of wax remains.
Shipping
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Your candle can smell incredible and have a questionable sense of humor. We see no reason to make you choose.
— OUR EXTREMELY SERIOUS BRAND PHILOSOPHY
We could’ve slapped “Live, Laugh, Love” on a jar. But then we’d have to live with ourselves.
— A STATEMENT FROM THE ART DEPARTMENT
Our sense of humor is questionable. Your checkout shouldn’t be. Shopify handles the payment. We handle the bad influence.
— THE DEPARTMENT OF ACTUAL RESPONSIBILITY
For the person who says “you shouldn’t have”—and, for once, means it. Still wants to know where you got it, though.
— OUR OFFICIAL POSITION ON GIFTING
