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The Optimist | Funny Bridesmaid Gift Candle

The Optimist | Funny Bridesmaid Gift Candle

Sinscents Original. Free standard U.S. shipping on every candle in the U.S., even if it’s just one.

Spicy Decisions

Spicy Decisions: warm cinnamon sweetness with deeply questionable judgment.

Why our candles cost a little more
Scent Notes
FamilyWarm spice / gourmand
TopCinnamon Stick & Lemon Zest
HeartBrown Sugar & Pralines
BaseVanilla Extract
If You Like…

warm cinnamon, sweet bakery notes and vanilla

Reference names are used only to describe scent direction. No affiliation or endorsement is implied.

$39.99 USD
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THE GOOD STUFF

Everything you actually want to know.

The scent, the details, and how to keep the good decisions going.

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Scent: Spicy Decisions

How bad could it be?

Lily has asked one harmless question: “How bad could it be?” Blanca would like to submit the canyon as evidence. Mercy appears delighted, which is not reassuring.

This funny bridesmaid candle belongs to the friend who turns a sensible itinerary into a story nobody can tell at brunch. Give it before the bachelorette trip, while the deposit is still theoretically refundable.

Spicy Decisions

Cinnamon stick and lemon zest lead into brown sugar and pralines, with vanilla extract underneath. Warm, sweet and far more comforting than her latest suggestion.

The candle

  • Clear-glass 11oz tumbler with 8.5oz (241g) soy wax fill.
  • Cotton wick; no lid.
  • Approximately 45–55 hours of burn time with proper care.

Burn within sight on a stable, heat-resistant surface, away from drafts, fabrics, children and pets.

Shipping

Free standard U.S. shipping on every candle. Delivery estimates and applicable taxes are shown at checkout.

Bad Influence. Great Candles. That part is kind of the whole idea.

Your candle can smell incredible and have a questionable sense of humor. We see no reason to make you choose.

— OUR EXTREMELY SERIOUS BRAND PHILOSOPHY

Original Sinscents art. Every product gets its own point of view.

We could’ve slapped “Live, Laugh, Love” on a jar. But then we’d have to live with ourselves.

— A STATEMENT FROM THE ART DEPARTMENT

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Our sense of humor is questionable. Your checkout shouldn’t be. Shopify handles the payment. We handle the bad influence.

— THE DEPARTMENT OF ACTUAL RESPONSIBILITY

Gift-worthy on purpose. The label is part of the present.

For the person who says “you shouldn’t have”—and, for once, means it. Still wants to know where you got it, though.

— OUR OFFICIAL POSITION ON GIFTING