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Scent: Fresh Balsam
The Manliest Balsam Ever.
RISE AND PINE.
There’s balsam.
And then there’s Morning Wood.
Fresh, crisp, ridiculously woodsy and completely unapologetic. This is the smell of stepping into a cold evergreen forest first thing in the morning, taking a deep breath, and briefly considering whether you actually need civilization.
No vanilla.
No cinnamon.
No “delicate floral undertones.”
Just BALSAM. Like when you clean your balls in the woods. This is manly stuff.
🌲 THE SCENT
FRESH BALSAM
Clean evergreen. Fresh-cut pine. Crisp forest air.
That's it.
Because sometimes a candle doesn’t need seventeen scent notes and a paragraph about “the emotional journey of cedar.”
🔥 THE DETAILS
13.75 OZ CANDLE
100% NATURAL SOY WAX
60–80 HOUR BURN TIME
CLEAN, EVEN BURN
😈 JYNX SAYS:
“Smells like you own an axe.”
MORNING WOOD
RISE AND PINE.
The manliest fucking balsam ever.
Bad Influence. Great Candles.
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Burn it right
Keep the wick trimmed before each burn. On the first burn, let the melt pool reach the edge of the vessel when practical. Never leave a burning candle unattended, keep it away from drafts and anything flammable, and stop burning when about 1/2 inch of wax remains.
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— OUR EXTREMELY SERIOUS BRAND PHILOSOPHY
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— A STATEMENT FROM THE ART DEPARTMENT
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For the person who says “you shouldn’t have”—and, for once, means it. Still wants to know where you got it, though.
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