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Mom Said No. Ask Dad. | Funny Family Candle

Mom Said No. Ask Dad. | Funny Family Candle

Sinscents Original. Free standard U.S. shipping on every candle in the U.S., even if it’s just one.

Family Meeting

Warm cinnamon, brown sugar, praline & vanilla. Dessert with a disciplinary hearing.

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Scent Notes
FamilyWarm Gourmand
TopCinnamon Stick
HeartBrown Sugar • Praline
BaseVanilla Extract
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Cinnamon rolls, praline, brown sugar, warm vanilla, bakery-style gourmands

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Scent: Family Meeting

Mom Said No.

Ask Dad.

The oldest loophole in family law. One parent says no, so naturally the case is immediately appealed to a higher court with lower standards.

Scent: Family Meeting
Cinnamon stick • brown sugar • praline • vanilla extract

13.75 oz clear glass candle. No. 02 of 12 in the Sinscents Family Life Collection.

Collector warning: the series has 12 numbered candles, but No. 05 BFF is a Chase Edition capped at 100. So only 100 complete Family Life sets can ever exist. Yes, we created a candle completion problem on purpose.

A funny family gift, gift for Mom, gift for Dad, or White Elephant gift for anyone who learned early that “no” sometimes just means “ask the other one.”

More family evidence: browse the Family Life collection or our White Elephant gifts.

Burn it right

Keep the wick trimmed before each burn. On the first burn, let the melt pool reach the edge of the vessel when practical. Never leave a burning candle unattended, keep it away from drafts and anything flammable, and stop burning when about 1/2 inch of wax remains.

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Bad Influence. Great Candles. That part is kind of the whole idea.
Bad Influence. Great Candles. That part is kind of the whole idea.

Your candle can smell incredible and have a questionable sense of humor. We see no reason to make you choose.

— OUR EXTREMELY SERIOUS BRAND PHILOSOPHY

Original Sinscents art. Every product gets its own point of view.
Original Sinscents art. Every product gets its own point of view.

We could’ve slapped “Live, Laugh, Love” on a jar. But then we’d have to live with ourselves.

— A STATEMENT FROM THE ART DEPARTMENT

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Our sense of humor is questionable. Your checkout shouldn’t be. Shopify handles the payment. We handle the bad influence.

— THE DEPARTMENT OF ACTUAL RESPONSIBILITY

Gift-worthy on purpose. The label is part of the present.
Gift-worthy on purpose. The label is part of the present.

For the person who says “you shouldn’t have”—and, for once, means it. Still wants to know where you got it, though.

— OUR OFFICIAL POSITION ON GIFTING