Merrily Maxxed — Velvet Night Oakmoss & Amber Christmas Candle
Merrily Maxxed — Velvet Night Oakmoss & Amber Christmas Candle
Velvet Night
Oakmoss brings the expensive-looking restraint. Amber brings the warmth. Your credit card brings the emotional subplot.
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THE GOOD STUFF
Everything you actually want to know.
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Scent: Velvet Night
Merrily Maxxed — A Funny Christmas Candle for the Serial Shopper
The budget was festive. The credit card had other plans. Merrily Maxxed celebrates the shopper who says, “I got a deal,” while carrying six bags and a receipt long enough to qualify as a scarf.
This funny Christmas candle makes a cheeky gift for the friend who treats holiday shopping like an endurance sport, the sibling who has already bought next year’s presents, or the person who absolutely does not need another candle and is getting one anyway.
The label scent is Velvet Night, with the warm, grounded character of oakmoss and amber—far more financially responsible than the shopping spree that inspired it.
Product details
- 11 oz frosted glass vessel
- Net wax weight: 7.2 oz (204 g)
- Fragrance: Velvet Night — oakmoss and amber
- Day 5 of the Sinscents 12 Days of Xmas Mischief collection
For a unique Christmas gift with a little self-awareness, shop the Sinscents holiday candle collection. We support the shopper. We question the receipt.
Burn it right
Keep the wick trimmed before each burn. On the first burn, let the melt pool reach the edge of the vessel when practical. Never leave a burning candle unattended, keep it away from drafts and anything flammable, and stop burning when about 1/2 inch of wax remains.
Shipping
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Your candle can smell incredible and have a questionable sense of humor. We see no reason to make you choose.
— OUR EXTREMELY SERIOUS BRAND PHILOSOPHY
We could’ve slapped “Live, Laugh, Love” on a jar. But then we’d have to live with ourselves.
— A STATEMENT FROM THE ART DEPARTMENT
Our sense of humor is questionable. Your checkout shouldn’t be. Shopify handles the payment. We handle the bad influence.
— THE DEPARTMENT OF ACTUAL RESPONSIBILITY
For the person who says “you shouldn’t have”—and, for once, means it. Still wants to know where you got it, though.
— OUR OFFICIAL POSITION ON GIFTING
