• The Married One Off Duty lit candle in a luxury hotel with room service
  • The Married One Off Duty candle label with Lily enjoying room service
  • The Married One Off Duty candle beside hotel room-service fries
  • The Married One Off Duty candle on a marble spa vanity
  • The Married One Off Duty candle in a luxury hotel breakfast setting
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The Married One | Funny Bridesmaid Gift Candle

The Married One | Funny Bridesmaid Gift Candle

Sinscents Original. Free standard U.S. shipping on every candle in the U.S., even if it’s just one.

Off Duty

Off Duty: vanilla, tonka and cocoa. Please contact someone else.

Why our candles cost a little more
Scent Notes
FamilyVanilla / gourmand
TopVanilla Bean
HeartTonka
BaseWhipped Cocoa
If You Like…

warm vanilla and soft cocoa sweetness

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THE GOOD STUFF

Everything you actually want to know.

The scent, the details, and how to keep the good decisions going.

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Scent: Off Duty

I’m just here for the hotel.

Lily loves the bride. Lily supports the marriage. Lily would also like everyone to leave her alone with the hotel robe and the room-service fries. These positions are not contradictory.

The Married One is a candle gift for the married bridesmaid who knows exactly how valuable a night away can be. Blanca and Jynx can handle the lobby. She has made other arrangements.

Off Duty

Off Duty brings vanilla bean, warm tonka and whipped cocoa. Soft, sweet and deeply uninterested in the next group activity.

The candle

  • Clear-glass 11oz tumbler with 8.5oz (241g) soy wax fill.
  • Cotton wick; no lid.
  • Approximately 45–55 hours of burn time with proper care.

Burn within sight on a stable, heat-resistant surface, away from drafts, fabrics, children and pets.

Shipping

Free standard U.S. shipping on every candle. Delivery estimates and applicable taxes are shown at checkout.

Bad Influence. Great Candles. That part is kind of the whole idea.

Your candle can smell incredible and have a questionable sense of humor. We see no reason to make you choose.

— OUR EXTREMELY SERIOUS BRAND PHILOSOPHY

Original Sinscents art. Every product gets its own point of view.

We could’ve slapped “Live, Laugh, Love” on a jar. But then we’d have to live with ourselves.

— A STATEMENT FROM THE ART DEPARTMENT

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Our sense of humor is questionable. Your checkout shouldn’t be. Shopify handles the payment. We handle the bad influence.

— THE DEPARTMENT OF ACTUAL RESPONSIBILITY

Gift-worthy on purpose. The label is part of the present.

For the person who says “you shouldn’t have”—and, for once, means it. Still wants to know where you got it, though.

— OUR OFFICIAL POSITION ON GIFTING