Last Nerve Candle – Omertà Christmas Candle
Last Nerve Candle – Omertà Christmas Candle
Omerta
Velvet smoke rolls in first, oakmoss keeps things dark and grounded, and deep amber finishes with the kind of calm that asks no questions.
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Last Nerve Candle – Last Xmas Nerve
You had one nerve left.
Burn it.
The Sinscents Last Nerve Candle has entered the family business.
Meet Last Xmas Nerve, our dark, smoky Christmas candle for anyone who has reached the point in December where saying less is probably wise.
Jynx is dressed for business. Blanca knows better than to ask questions. The cigar is lit. The match has already been thrown.
Nobody saw anything.
OMERTÀ
Dark amber • Velvet smoke • Oakmoss
Warm, shadowy and smooth, Omertà gives this funny Christmas candle a much darker personality than the usual sugar-cookie holiday scent.
Think low lights, expensive wood, smoke hanging in the air, and a conversation that suddenly stopped when you walked into the room.
This isn’t the cute little last nerve candle you leave on your coworker’s desk.
This one knows a guy.
Perfect as a funny Christmas gift, holiday stress gift, sarcastic candle, or a little something for the person currently surviving on their last nerve.
LAST XMAS NERVE.
BURN IT.
And remember:
Omertà. No politics at the Xmas table. You've been warned.
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Burn it right
Keep the wick trimmed before each burn. On the first burn, let the melt pool reach the edge of the vessel when practical. Never leave a burning candle unattended, keep it away from drafts and anything flammable, and stop burning when about 1/2 inch of wax remains.
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Your candle can smell incredible and have a questionable sense of humor. We see no reason to make you choose.
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We could’ve slapped “Live, Laugh, Love” on a jar. But then we’d have to live with ourselves.
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For the person who says “you shouldn’t have”—and, for once, means it. Still wants to know where you got it, though.
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