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Scent: Liquid Courage
Inhibition Elixir
Loosens morals in minutes. Legally, it loosens nothing.
Are you being reasonable again? Exhausting. Liquid Courage is the fictional patent remedy for the moment your sensible side says “maybe don’t” and your interesting side has already ordered another round. The fragrance starts with brisk black tea and orange peel, then gets gloriously unruly with cinnamon, clove, nutmeg, peppercorn, and vanilla.
It smells like an apothecary who has seen some things and is not taking questions. Light it before a night out, during a night in, or while composing a message you’ll reread tomorrow with the cold sweat of a Victorian widow.
It cannot improve your judgment, provide cocktails, or manufacture a convincing alibi. That part is still on you.
9 oz amber apothecary-style candle. For fragrance and entertainment only.
Burn it right
Keep the wick trimmed before each burn. On the first burn, let the melt pool reach the edge of the vessel when practical. Never leave a burning candle unattended, keep it away from drafts and anything flammable, and stop burning when about 1/2 inch of wax remains.
Shipping
Free standard U.S. shipping on every candle. Delivery estimates and applicable taxes are shown at checkout.
Your candle can smell incredible and have a questionable sense of humor. We see no reason to make you choose.
— OUR EXTREMELY SERIOUS BRAND PHILOSOPHY
We could’ve slapped “Live, Laugh, Love” on a jar. But then we’d have to live with ourselves.
— A STATEMENT FROM THE ART DEPARTMENT
Our sense of humor is questionable. Your checkout shouldn’t be. Shopify handles the payment. We handle the bad influence.
— THE DEPARTMENT OF ACTUAL RESPONSIBILITY
For the person who says “you shouldn’t have”—and, for once, means it. Still wants to know where you got it, though.
— OUR OFFICIAL POSITION ON GIFTING

