THE GOOD STUFF
Everything you actually want to know.
The scent, the details, and how to keep the good decisions going.
Full product details
Scent: Filtered Reality
Nobody touch it. I need a picture.
The food is getting cold. The flowers have been moved six times. Lily still needs one more picture. Blanca has been very patient, by which we mean not remotely patient.
The Influencer is a funny candle gift for the friend documenting the bachelorette weekend from seventeen flattering angles. Thank her for the memories. Ask nicely before touching the centerpiece.
Filtered Reality
Filtered Reality opens with bergamot and honeysuckle, moves into jasmine and finishes with sandalwood. A floral arrangement that does not need better lighting.
The candle
- Clear-glass 11oz tumbler with 8.5oz (241g) soy wax fill.
- Cotton wick; no lid.
- Approximately 45–55 hours of burn time with proper care.
Burn within sight on a stable, heat-resistant surface, away from drafts, fabrics, children and pets.
Shipping
Free standard U.S. shipping on every candle. Delivery estimates and applicable taxes are shown at checkout.
Your candle can smell incredible and have a questionable sense of humor. We see no reason to make you choose.
— OUR EXTREMELY SERIOUS BRAND PHILOSOPHY
We could’ve slapped “Live, Laugh, Love” on a jar. But then we’d have to live with ourselves.
— A STATEMENT FROM THE ART DEPARTMENT
Our sense of humor is questionable. Your checkout shouldn’t be. Shopify handles the payment. We handle the bad influence.
— THE DEPARTMENT OF ACTUAL RESPONSIBILITY
For the person who says “you shouldn’t have”—and, for once, means it. Still wants to know where you got it, though.
— OUR OFFICIAL POSITION ON GIFTING




