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I’m Just Here for the Food and Free Booze | Funny Family Candle

I’m Just Here for the Food and Free Booze | Funny Family Candle

Sinscents Original. Free standard U.S. shipping on every candle in the U.S., even if it’s just one.

Family Optional

Cinnamon, brown sugar and vanilla with a bright lemon kick. Dinner diplomacy.

Why our candles cost a little more
Scent Notes
FamilyGourmand • Warm Spice
TopLemon zest • Cinnamon stick
HeartBrown sugar • Praline
BaseVanilla extract
If You Like…

Cinnamon candles • vanilla candles • warm gourmand scents

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THE GOOD STUFF

Everything you actually want to know.

The scent, the details, and how to keep the good decisions going.

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Scent: Family Optional

I’m Just Here for the Food and Free Booze

Some family gatherings are about gratitude. Some are about surviving long enough to make it to dessert without learning anything new about Uncle Gary.

Scent: Family Optional
Warm, cozy spice with enough sweetness to make the seating chart slightly less hostile.

13.75 oz clear glass candle from the Sinscents Family Life Collection.

Perfect for Thanksgiving, Friendsgiving, host gifts, White Elephant exchanges, and any family dinner where the buffet has healthier boundaries than the relatives.

Family optional. Food strongly encouraged. Free booze appreciated.

More family evidence: browse the Family Life collection or our White Elephant gifts.

Burn it right

Keep the wick trimmed before each burn. On the first burn, let the melt pool reach the edge of the vessel when practical. Never leave a burning candle unattended, keep it away from drafts and anything flammable, and stop burning when about 1/2 inch of wax remains.

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Bad Influence. Great Candles. That part is kind of the whole idea.

Your candle can smell incredible and have a questionable sense of humor. We see no reason to make you choose.

— OUR EXTREMELY SERIOUS BRAND PHILOSOPHY

Original Sinscents art. Every product gets its own point of view.

We could’ve slapped “Live, Laugh, Love” on a jar. But then we’d have to live with ourselves.

— A STATEMENT FROM THE ART DEPARTMENT

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Our sense of humor is questionable. Your checkout shouldn’t be. Shopify handles the payment. We handle the bad influence.

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Gift-worthy on purpose. The label is part of the present.

For the person who says “you shouldn’t have”—and, for once, means it. Still wants to know where you got it, though.

— OUR OFFICIAL POSITION ON GIFTING