Horny Unicorn Candle - Strawberry Shortcake
Horny Unicorn Candle - Strawberry Shortcake
Juicy strawberry meets rich red velvet and smooth vanilla. Sweet, creamy, decadent, and behaving exactly as badly as the label suggests.
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THE GOOD STUFF
Everything you actually want to know.
The scent, the details, and how to keep the good decisions going.
Full product details
HORNY
Strawberry • Vanilla • Red Velvet
Sweet. Creamy. Decadent.
And subtle in roughly the same way the word HORNY is subtle.
Juicy strawberry hits first, followed by smooth vanilla and rich red velvet for a warm, dessert-heavy fragrance that fills the room without smelling like somebody dumped a bottle of fake cupcake spray into it.
Basically, it smells dangerously good.
We put the joke on the label. We put the serious shit inside the jar.
What you’re getting:
- Premium soy wax
- High-quality fragrance oils chosen for strong hot and cold throw
- Crackling wood wick
- Clean, even melt pool when burned properly
- Hand poured
- 14 oz of questionable judgment
Light it in the bedroom.
Light it in the living room.
Light it while making absolutely no eye contact with your mother when she asks what candle you bought.
We don’t care.
HORNY
Because Strawberry Vanilla Red Velvet Candle sounded like something your aunt sells at a craft fair.
Innocence is overrated.
Bad Intentions. Great Candles.™
Keep browsing: see the rest of our women’s scented candles.
Burn it right
Keep the wick trimmed before each burn. On the first burn, let the melt pool reach the edge of the vessel when practical. Never leave a burning candle unattended, keep it away from drafts and anything flammable, and stop burning when about 1/2 inch of wax remains.
Shipping
Free standard U.S. shipping on every candle. Delivery estimates and applicable taxes are shown at checkout.
Your candle can smell incredible and have a questionable sense of humor. We see no reason to make you choose.
— OUR EXTREMELY SERIOUS BRAND PHILOSOPHY
We could’ve slapped “Live, Laugh, Love” on a jar. But then we’d have to live with ourselves.
— A STATEMENT FROM THE ART DEPARTMENT
Our sense of humor is questionable. Your checkout shouldn’t be. Shopify handles the payment. We handle the bad influence.
— THE DEPARTMENT OF ACTUAL RESPONSIBILITY
For the person who says “you shouldn’t have”—and, for once, means it. Still wants to know where you got it, though.
— OUR OFFICIAL POSITION ON GIFTING
