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High Mileage. Low Standards. | Funny Car Guy Candle

High Mileage. Low Standards. | Funny Car Guy Candle

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ADEQUATE

Crisp bergamot and spruce open the garage door; smoky woods keep it interesting.

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Scent Notes
FamilyWoody aromatic
TopBergamot, spruce
HeartCypress, sage
BasePalo santo, patchouli, dark musk, smoke
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Bright citrus, green aromatics, dry woods, and a smooth smoky finish.

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THE GOOD STUFF

Everything you actually want to know.

The scent, the details, and how to keep the good decisions going.

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Scent: ADEQUATE

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HIGH MILEAGE. LOW STANDARDS.

For the guy who calls 180,000 miles “just getting broken in,” owns one good flashlight and seventeen questionable extensions, and would rather be in the garage anyway. This is a funny car guy candle that looks like it belongs next to the sockets, not the throw pillows.

Scent: ADEQUATE
Not faint praise. Strategic praise. Bergamot and spruce open crisp, cypress and sage bring the garage-door-open air, then palo santo, patchouli, dark musk and smoke settle in underneath. Earthy, woody, smoky and considerably more sophisticated than the name deserves.

A gift for the car guy who has everything

Birthday gift for your husband. Gift for Dad. Gift for the mechanic who can hear a bad bearing from three parking lots away. If you’re shopping for gifts for car guys, gearheads or garage people and another socket set feels lazy, congratulations. You found the weird one.

The hardware

  • 16 oz hand-poured paint-can candle
  • Wood wick
  • Apricot, coconut and soy wax blend
  • Approx. 70-hour burn time
  • Natural off-white wax, no dyes
  • Hand-poured in the USA

Wood-wick note: Trim the wick to about 1/8"–3/16" before lighting and keep the wax pool clear of debris.

Keep digging: shop the Sinscents Garage collection or steal a few ideas from our gift guide for car guys.

Burn it right

Keep the wick trimmed before each burn. On the first burn, let the melt pool reach the edge of the vessel when practical. Never leave a burning candle unattended, keep it away from drafts and anything flammable, and stop burning when about 1/2 inch of wax remains.

Shipping

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Bad Influence. Great Candles. That part is kind of the whole idea.

Your candle can smell incredible and have a questionable sense of humor. We see no reason to make you choose.

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We could’ve slapped “Live, Laugh, Love” on a jar. But then we’d have to live with ourselves.

— A STATEMENT FROM THE ART DEPARTMENT

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Gift-worthy on purpose. The label is part of the present.

For the person who says “you shouldn’t have”—and, for once, means it. Still wants to know where you got it, though.

— OUR OFFICIAL POSITION ON GIFTING