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Grandma Said I Could. Case Closed. | Funny Grandma Candle

Grandma Said I Could. Case Closed. | Funny Grandma Candle

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Golden Child

Grandma Said I Could. Case closed. Mom has rules. Dad has opinions. Grandma has already handed you twenty bucks, fed you dessert before dinner, and overruled the entire...

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Scent: Golden Child

Grandma Said I Could.

Case closed.

Mom has rules. Dad has opinions. Grandma has already handed you twenty bucks, fed you dessert before dinner, and overruled the entire household.

Scent: Golden Child
Golden vanilla beans

13.75 oz clear glass candle. No. 03 of 12 in the Sinscents Family Life Collection.

Collector warning: No. 05 BFF is limited to 100 Chase Edition candles, which means only 100 complete 12-candle Family Life sets can ever exist. Grandma would tell you to get yours before somebody else does.

A funny grandma gift, grandmother gift, family gift, or gloriously unnecessary candle for the person who knows Grandma’s ruling cannot be appealed.

More family evidence: browse the Family Life collection or our White Elephant gifts.

Burn it right

Keep the wick trimmed before each burn. On the first burn, let the melt pool reach the edge of the vessel when practical. Never leave a burning candle unattended, keep it away from drafts and anything flammable, and stop burning when about 1/2 inch of wax remains.

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Bad Influence. Great Candles. That part is kind of the whole idea.

Your candle can smell incredible and have a questionable sense of humor. We see no reason to make you choose.

— OUR EXTREMELY SERIOUS BRAND PHILOSOPHY

Original Sinscents art. Every product gets its own point of view.

We could’ve slapped “Live, Laugh, Love” on a jar. But then we’d have to live with ourselves.

— A STATEMENT FROM THE ART DEPARTMENT

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Our sense of humor is questionable. Your checkout shouldn’t be. Shopify handles the payment. We handle the bad influence.

— THE DEPARTMENT OF ACTUAL RESPONSIBILITY

Gift-worthy on purpose. The label is part of the present.

For the person who says “you shouldn’t have”—and, for once, means it. Still wants to know where you got it, though.

— OUR OFFICIAL POSITION ON GIFTING