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Scent: Re-Gifted
Funny Fruitcake Christmas Candle — An Ancient White Elephant Gift
The family fruitcake is back. It has been passed from relative to relative since 4004 BC, and nobody remembers who brought it first. Give the joke another life without handing Aunt Linda a baked fossil.
The fruitcake is the artwork; the candle scent is Re-Gifted, with red currant, cranberry, black currant, vanilla, and fir. So it smells festive. The fruitcake remains a separate archaeological concern.
This funny Christmas candle makes a memorable white elephant gift, Secret Santa gift, or Christmas gag gift for the person who has received the same suspicious dessert every December since the Bush administration.
Product details
- 11 oz frosted glass vessel
- Net wax weight: 7.2 oz (204 g)
- Fragrance: Re-Gifted — red currant, cranberry, black currant, vanilla, and fir
- Day 8 of the Sinscents 12 Days of Xmas Mischief collection
See all 12 Days of Xmas Mischief candles. No fruitcake removal service included.
Burn it right
Keep the wick trimmed before each burn. On the first burn, let the melt pool reach the edge of the vessel when practical. Never leave a burning candle unattended, keep it away from drafts and anything flammable, and stop burning when about 1/2 inch of wax remains.
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Your candle can smell incredible and have a questionable sense of humor. We see no reason to make you choose.
— OUR EXTREMELY SERIOUS BRAND PHILOSOPHY
We could’ve slapped “Live, Laugh, Love” on a jar. But then we’d have to live with ourselves.
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Our sense of humor is questionable. Your checkout shouldn’t be. Shopify handles the payment. We handle the bad influence.
— THE DEPARTMENT OF ACTUAL RESPONSIBILITY
For the person who says “you shouldn’t have”—and, for once, means it. Still wants to know where you got it, though.
— OUR OFFICIAL POSITION ON GIFTING
