Fish in the Microwave — White Elephant Candle Gift
Fish in the Microwave — White Elephant Candle Gift
Office Survival Scent
The office equivalent of opening a window after somebody microwaved fish.
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Scent: Office Survival Scent
There are rules in civilized society.
Hold the elevator. Refill the coffee. Do not microwave fish in a shared office unless your goal is to make enemies on three floors at once. Fish in the Microwave is a funny office candle and white elephant gift for the coworker who has absolutely had enough of reheated haddock.
Office Survival Scent
Bright lemon and sea salt cut through the nonsense, fresh herbs clean things up, and cedarwood brings the whole operation back under adult supervision.
Scent Notes
Lemon • Sea Salt • Herbs • Cedarwood
Bring it to an office gift exchange, Secret Santa, Yankee Swap, or coworker Christmas party. It’s a funny gift for coworkers who appreciate office humor and know the microwave rules exist for a reason.
One of six distinct designs in the Sinscents Office Series. Each design is a limited release; when this one sells out, that’s it. Sold-out designs won’t be restocked.
13.75 oz Clear Jar Candle
Premium soy wax
Sinscents original design
Burn it. Clean it. Reuse it.
Bad Influence. Great Candles.
More office damage: browse the Office Humor collection or our White Elephant gift ideas.
Burn it right
Keep the wick trimmed before each burn. On the first burn, let the melt pool reach the edge of the vessel when practical. Never leave a burning candle unattended, keep it away from drafts and anything flammable, and stop burning when about 1/2 inch of wax remains.
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Your candle can smell incredible and have a questionable sense of humor. We see no reason to make you choose.
— OUR EXTREMELY SERIOUS BRAND PHILOSOPHY
We could’ve slapped “Live, Laugh, Love” on a jar. But then we’d have to live with ourselves.
— A STATEMENT FROM THE ART DEPARTMENT
Our sense of humor is questionable. Your checkout shouldn’t be. Shopify handles the payment. We handle the bad influence.
— THE DEPARTMENT OF ACTUAL RESPONSIBILITY
For the person who says “you shouldn’t have”—and, for once, means it. Still wants to know where you got it, though.
— OUR OFFICIAL POSITION ON GIFTING
