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Scent: Priceless
2026 CHRISTMAS LUXE COLLECTION
Because nothing brings a family together like the possibility of somebody dying rich.
Christmas at the family estate was going beautifully.
Tommy had polished the silver. Blanca had decorated the tree with the kind of enthusiasm usually reserved for royal weddings. Lily was three glasses into pretending she liked everybody.
And Jynx?
Jynx was asking Grandma whether the house was paid off.
Management would like to clarify that Jynx is not related to the family, is not named in the will, and has absolutely no reason to be speaking with their attorney.
He has asked us to stop making these statements.
Family Money looks like it belongs in a mansion where the furniture has names and nobody knows what the electric bill costs. Rich holiday greenery, gorgeous gold detailing, and an unmistakable air of inherited superiority.
The kind of candle that makes people assume you own a second home. You don't have to correct them.
The scent: PRICELESS
Crisp evergreen balsam, elegant cedarwood, and that wonderful fresh-cut Christmas-tree warmth. It smells like Christmas morning at a very expensive house, minus the property taxes, suspicious financial arrangements, and relatives waiting for somebody to choke on a dinner roll.
Gift it to: your favorite rich aunt, your least favorite rich aunt, the family member convinced they're getting the house, or anyone who appreciates luxury without needing a trust fund.
Part of the limited 2026 Sinscents Christmas Luxe Collection, presented in an elegant frosted glass candle vessel with richly detailed holiday artwork. Free standard U.S. shipping.
Jynx would like to know whether gift purchases are tax-deductible. Tommy has referred him to an accountant.
Sinscents. Bad Influence. Great Candles.
Burn it right
Keep the wick trimmed before each burn. On the first burn, let the melt pool reach the edge of the vessel when practical. Never leave a burning candle unattended, keep it away from drafts and anything flammable, and stop burning when about 1/2 inch of wax remains.
Shipping
Free standard U.S. shipping on every candle. Delivery estimates and applicable taxes are shown at checkout.
Your candle can smell incredible and have a questionable sense of humor. We see no reason to make you choose.
— OUR EXTREMELY SERIOUS BRAND PHILOSOPHY
We could’ve slapped “Live, Laugh, Love” on a jar. But then we’d have to live with ourselves.
— A STATEMENT FROM THE ART DEPARTMENT
Our sense of humor is questionable. Your checkout shouldn’t be. Shopify handles the payment. We handle the bad influence.
— THE DEPARTMENT OF ACTUAL RESPONSIBILITY
For the person who says “you shouldn’t have”—and, for once, means it. Still wants to know where you got it, though.
— OUR OFFICIAL POSITION ON GIFTING

