• DIY Plumbing candle by Sinscents with Jynx, We Have Water artwork and Massive Damage scent, on a blue plumbing workbench
  • DIY Plumbing original flat candle label artwork by Sinscents
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DIY Plumbing | Funny Handyman Gift Candle

DIY Plumbing | Funny Handyman Gift Candle

Sinscents Original. Free standard U.S. shipping on every candle in the U.S., even if it’s just one.

Massive Damage

Fresh citrus and airy florals. At least something in this project is under control.

Why our candles cost a little more
Scent Notes
FamilyAquatic • Fresh • Woody
TopBright Citrus
HeartLavender • Jasmine
BaseCedarwood • Oakmoss
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Fresh aquatic scents, citrus, lavender, clean colognes and coastal woods

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THE GOOD STUFF

Everything you actually want to know.

The scent, the details, and how to keep the good decisions going.

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Scent: Massive Damage

We Have Water

He said he could fix it. Technically, water is moving. Nobody specified where.

DIY Plumbing is a funny handyman gift for the husband, boyfriend or dad whose repair plan starts with confidence and ends with a bucket. Jynx has assembled a plumbing system from spare parts, questionable joins and the deeply reassuring belief that duct tape counts as engineering. The floor has become a water feature. He is calling that a bonus.

Buy it for the man who already owns every tool and still cannot locate the shutoff valve. It makes a birthday or Christmas gift with a very specific message: we love you, and we have kept the plumber’s number.

Massive Damage: the scent

Massive Damage smells considerably better than the project looks. Bright citrus opens into lavender and jasmine, with cedarwood and oakmoss giving the fresh, aquatic fragrance a grounded finish. The name belongs to the damage report. The scent belongs in a room you actually want to sit in.

The goods

  • 13.75 oz candle in a clear glass vessel.
  • Scent: Massive Damage.
  • Fragrance notes: Bright Citrus • Lavender • Jasmine • Cedarwood • Oakmoss.
  • Natural soy wax and USA-made fragrance.
  • Hand-poured in New England.
  • Original Sinscents character artwork.

Browse the rest of our funny candles for men for more gifts with questionable judgment and excellent timing.

Bad Influence. Great Candles.

Burn it right

Keep the wick trimmed before each burn. On the first burn, let the melt pool reach the edge of the vessel when practical. Never leave a burning candle unattended, keep it away from drafts and anything flammable, and stop burning when about 1/2 inch of wax remains.

Shipping

Free standard U.S. shipping on every candle. Delivery estimates and applicable taxes are shown at checkout.

Bad Influence. Great Candles. That part is kind of the whole idea.

Your candle can smell incredible and have a questionable sense of humor. We see no reason to make you choose.

— OUR EXTREMELY SERIOUS BRAND PHILOSOPHY

Original Sinscents art. Every product gets its own point of view.

We could’ve slapped “Live, Laugh, Love” on a jar. But then we’d have to live with ourselves.

— A STATEMENT FROM THE ART DEPARTMENT

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Our sense of humor is questionable. Your checkout shouldn’t be. Shopify handles the payment. We handle the bad influence.

— THE DEPARTMENT OF ACTUAL RESPONSIBILITY

Gift-worthy on purpose. The label is part of the present.

For the person who says “you shouldn’t have”—and, for once, means it. Still wants to know where you got it, though.

— OUR OFFICIAL POSITION ON GIFTING