Devil's Hair Tonic | Unsanitary Cookie Crumbs Candle
Devil's Hair Tonic | Unsanitary Cookie Crumbs Candle
Unsanitary Cookie Crumbs
Vanilla bean, cinnamon sugar, buttery cookie, and baked spice.
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Scent: Unsanitary Cookie Crumbs
Devil’s Hair Tonic
For a helluva headdahair.
Jynx has a haircare routine. It involves cookie crumbs, misplaced confidence, and a complete absence of dermatological evidence. We have advised him not to rub candle ingredients into his scalp. He heard “add more crumbs.” This is why we can’t have nice things.
Unsanitary Cookie Crumbs brings together vanilla bean, cinnamon sugar, buttery cookie, and baked spice. It smells like the bakery case after closing, when the last cookie is gone and someone is pretending not to know anything about it. Warm, sweet, and far more effective on a room than on a hairline.
Light it for cozy kitchen energy without the dishes, flour on your shirt, or Jynx’s experimental grooming advice.
9 oz amber apothecary-style candle. Promotes shine, sweetness, and absolutely no growth. Do not put cookie crumbs—or candle wax—on your head.
Burn it right
Keep the wick trimmed before each burn. On the first burn, let the melt pool reach the edge of the vessel when practical. Never leave a burning candle unattended, keep it away from drafts and anything flammable, and stop burning when about 1/2 inch of wax remains.
Shipping
Free standard U.S. shipping on every candle. Delivery estimates and applicable taxes are shown at checkout.
Your candle can smell incredible and have a questionable sense of humor. We see no reason to make you choose.
— OUR EXTREMELY SERIOUS BRAND PHILOSOPHY
We could’ve slapped “Live, Laugh, Love” on a jar. But then we’d have to live with ourselves.
— A STATEMENT FROM THE ART DEPARTMENT
Our sense of humor is questionable. Your checkout shouldn’t be. Shopify handles the payment. We handle the bad influence.
— THE DEPARTMENT OF ACTUAL RESPONSIBILITY
For the person who says “you shouldn’t have”—and, for once, means it. Still wants to know where you got it, though.
— OUR OFFICIAL POSITION ON GIFTING
