THE GOOD STUFF
Everything you actually want to know.
The scent, the details, and how to keep the good decisions going.
Full product details
Scent: Score
Take a Lap
The whistle has spoken. Your objection has been assigned another lap.
Coach is a funny coach gift for the person who can turn “good effort” into a full training session. Jynx has the clipboard, the whistle and a beautifully unreasonable amount of authority. Blanca and the rest of the squad are beginning to suspect that “one last drill” is a flexible unit of time.
Choose it as an end-of-season coach thank-you, a birthday gift for a coaching husband, or a Christmas gift from the family that has heard enough locker-room speeches to qualify for the team. It suits the coach with a sense of humor, the sports dad with sideline opinions and the boyfriend who can explain a play using household objects.
Score: the scent
Score brings crisp eucalyptus, balsam, fir and cedarwood into a fresh, evergreen fragrance. It is woodsy and clean in character, with a grounded cedar finish. A little post-game atmosphere for the person who has spent the entire season insisting that everyone give one hundred and ten percent.
The goods
- 13.75 oz candle in a clear glass vessel.
- Scent: Score.
- Fragrance notes: Crisp Eucalyptus • Balsam • Fir • Cedarwood.
- Natural soy wax and USA-made fragrance.
- Hand-poured in New England.
- Original Sinscents character artwork.
Browse the rest of our funny candles for men for more gifts with questionable judgment and excellent timing.
Bad Influence. Great Candles.
Burn it right
Keep the wick trimmed before each burn. On the first burn, let the melt pool reach the edge of the vessel when practical. Never leave a burning candle unattended, keep it away from drafts and anything flammable, and stop burning when about 1/2 inch of wax remains.
Shipping
Free standard U.S. shipping on every candle. Delivery estimates and applicable taxes are shown at checkout.
Your candle can smell incredible and have a questionable sense of humor. We see no reason to make you choose.
— OUR EXTREMELY SERIOUS BRAND PHILOSOPHY
We could’ve slapped “Live, Laugh, Love” on a jar. But then we’d have to live with ourselves.
— A STATEMENT FROM THE ART DEPARTMENT
Our sense of humor is questionable. Your checkout shouldn’t be. Shopify handles the payment. We handle the bad influence.
— THE DEPARTMENT OF ACTUAL RESPONSIBILITY
For the person who says “you shouldn’t have”—and, for once, means it. Still wants to know where you got it, though.
— OUR OFFICIAL POSITION ON GIFTING

