They Worked Yesterday — Cold Shoulder Christmas Candle
They Worked Yesterday — Cold Shoulder Christmas Candle
Cold Shoulder
Crisp citrus and frosted eucalyptus hit first, snowy fir takes over, and white amber leaves a polished winter finish.
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THE GOOD STUFF
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Scent: Cold Shoulder
They Worked Yesterday — A Funny Christmas Candle for the Lights Crew
Yesterday the lights worked. Today they’re tangled around the ladder, one strand is dark, and somebody has said, “I’m not doing this next year” for the fourteenth consecutive Christmas.
This funny Christmas candle is a gift for Dad, a husband, a neighbor, or the volunteer who goes outside in a knit hat with one clip in his mouth and insists the problem is “probably just the fuse.” We’ll bring him a ladder. We’ll also mention the fuse.
The label scent is Cold Shoulder, with frosted eucalyptus, snowy fir, crisp citrus, and white amber: a crisp winter scent for the annual Christmas-light repair operation.
Product details
- 11 oz frosted glass vessel
- Net wax weight: 7.2 oz (204 g)
- Fragrance: Cold Shoulder — frosted eucalyptus, snowy fir, crisp citrus, and white amber
- Day 3 of the Sinscents 12 Days of Xmas Mischief collection
A memorable Secret Santa gift or stocking stuffer for the person on ladder duty. See all Sinscents Christmas candles.
Burn it right
Keep the wick trimmed before each burn. On the first burn, let the melt pool reach the edge of the vessel when practical. Never leave a burning candle unattended, keep it away from drafts and anything flammable, and stop burning when about 1/2 inch of wax remains.
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Your candle can smell incredible and have a questionable sense of humor. We see no reason to make you choose.
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For the person who says “you shouldn’t have”—and, for once, means it. Still wants to know where you got it, though.
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