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Chaos Dog | We Need to Discuss Your Attack Dog | Funny Dog Candle

Chaos Dog | We Need to Discuss Your Attack Dog | Funny Dog Candle

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Thunderstorm

Chaos Dog We need to discuss your attack dog. He weighs nine pounds, fears the vacuum, and has personally decided the UPS driver is an enemy of the...

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Scent: Thunderstorm

Chaos Dog

We need to discuss your attack dog.

He weighs nine pounds, fears the vacuum, and has personally decided the UPS driver is an enemy of the state.

Everyone else gets the teeth. Grammy gets diplomatic immunity.

Scent: Thunderstorm
Bright Citrus • Lavender & Jasmine • Cedarwood & Oakmoss

Fresh, bright and clean. Nothing about the fragrance says ankle violence. The dog handles that department.

13.75 oz clear glass candle. No. 07 of 12 in the Sinscents Family Life Collection.

Collector warning: only 100 copies of No. 05 BFF exist, so only 100 complete 12-candle Family Life sets can ever be assembled. The little dog is not helping inventory control.

A funny dog lover gift, family gift, gag gift, White Elephant gift, or peace offering for the delivery person currently backing toward the truck.

More family evidence: browse the Family Life collection or our White Elephant gifts.

Burn it right

Keep the wick trimmed before each burn. On the first burn, let the melt pool reach the edge of the vessel when practical. Never leave a burning candle unattended, keep it away from drafts and anything flammable, and stop burning when about 1/2 inch of wax remains.

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Bad Influence. Great Candles. That part is kind of the whole idea.

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Our sense of humor is questionable. Your checkout shouldn’t be. Shopify handles the payment. We handle the bad influence.

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Gift-worthy on purpose. The label is part of the present.

For the person who says “you shouldn’t have”—and, for once, means it. Still wants to know where you got it, though.

— OUR OFFICIAL POSITION ON GIFTING