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The Brain | Funny Bridal Party Gift Candle

The Brain | Funny Bridal Party Gift Candle

Sinscents Original. Free standard U.S. shipping on every candle in the U.S., even if it’s just one.

Calculated Risk

Calculated Risk: cool herbs, clear plans, highly selective mathematics.

Why our candles cost a little more
Scent Notes
FamilyFresh herbal / woody
TopEucalyptus
HeartLavender
BaseEarthy Woods
If You Like…

fresh herbs, lavender and grounded woody scents

Reference names are used only to describe scent direction. No affiliation or endorsement is implied.

$39.99 USD
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THE GOOD STUFF

Everything you actually want to know.

The scent, the details, and how to keep the good decisions going.

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Scent: Calculated Risk

I did the math. We’re still going.

Lily has done the math. The math says this is a terrible idea. Conveniently, she has also prepared Plan B, Plan C and a convincing explanation for why everyone should go anyway.

The Brain is a bridal party planner gift for the friend running the spreadsheets, reservations and strategic nonsense. Mercy is ready to approve it. Blanca would prefer to review the risk assessment.

Calculated Risk

Calculated Risk layers eucalyptus, lavender and earthy woods: fresh, herbal and grounded. At least something in this operation is.

The candle

  • Clear-glass 11oz tumbler with 8.5oz (241g) soy wax fill.
  • Cotton wick; no lid.
  • Approximately 45–55 hours of burn time with proper care.

Burn within sight on a stable, heat-resistant surface, away from drafts, fabrics, children and pets.

Shipping

Free standard U.S. shipping on every candle. Delivery estimates and applicable taxes are shown at checkout.

Bad Influence. Great Candles. That part is kind of the whole idea.

Your candle can smell incredible and have a questionable sense of humor. We see no reason to make you choose.

— OUR EXTREMELY SERIOUS BRAND PHILOSOPHY

Original Sinscents art. Every product gets its own point of view.

We could’ve slapped “Live, Laugh, Love” on a jar. But then we’d have to live with ourselves.

— A STATEMENT FROM THE ART DEPARTMENT

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Our sense of humor is questionable. Your checkout shouldn’t be. Shopify handles the payment. We handle the bad influence.

— THE DEPARTMENT OF ACTUAL RESPONSIBILITY

Gift-worthy on purpose. The label is part of the present.

For the person who says “you shouldn’t have”—and, for once, means it. Still wants to know where you got it, though.

— OUR OFFICIAL POSITION ON GIFTING