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Shit, It’s Down! — Balsam & Cedar Christmas Tree Candle

Shit, It’s Down! — Balsam & Cedar Christmas Tree Candle

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Into the Woods

Cooling eucalyptus opens the door, cedar and moss fill the room, and Fraser fir, patchouli and incense finish with full Christmas-tree authority.

Why our candles cost a little more
Scent Notes
FamilyEvergreen • Woody • Resinous
TopEucalyptus
HeartCedar • Moss • Bayberry
BaseFraser Fir • Patchouli • Incense
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Fresh-cut Christmas trees, balsam, cedar, fir, forest scents and classic holiday greenery

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Scent: Into the Woods

Funny Christmas Tree Candle for Cat Lovers — Shit, It’s Down!

The tree was up. The cat had other plans. One ornament is missing, the lights are in a knot, and the cat is sitting nearby with the expression of someone who has already lawyered up.

This funny Christmas tree candle is for cat owners, pet people, and anyone whose holiday decorating has become a two-person job: one person stands the tree back up; the other watches the cat. We’ll help clean up. We’re still allowed to say, “Well, shit.”

The label scent is Into the Woods, a fresh evergreen and warm cedar fragrance that brings classic Christmas-tree atmosphere to a scene that is decidedly not classic.

Give it as a Christmas gift for a cat lover, a funny holiday candle for a pet owner, or a Secret Santa gift for the friend whose tree is on borrowed time.

Product details

  • 11 oz frosted glass vessel
  • Net wax weight: 7.2 oz (204 g)
  • Soy wax
  • Fragrance: Into the Woods — balsam and cedar
  • Day 1 of the Sinscents 12 Days of Xmas Mischief collection

Shop the full 12 Days of Xmas Mischief Christmas candle collection—before the cat does.

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Burn it right

Keep the wick trimmed before each burn. On the first burn, let the melt pool reach the edge of the vessel when practical. Never leave a burning candle unattended, keep it away from drafts and anything flammable, and stop burning when about 1/2 inch of wax remains.

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Bad Influence. Great Candles. That part is kind of the whole idea.

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Gift-worthy on purpose. The label is part of the present.
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