WELCOME TO ORIENTATION

Congratulations. Against all reasonable judgment, you’ve been granted temporary access to the SinScents Employee Log.

This is where we document what happens behind the scenes at a funny candle company: questionable candle ideas, suspicious workplace decisions, new scent development, and whatever HR specifically asked us not to put in writing.

 

THE FIRST RULE OF SINSCENTS

We make candles for people who are tired of pretending their homes need to smell like “Sunday Linen” and “Coastal Serenity.”

Around here, the candles smell good. The names behave badly.

That’s the arrangement.

 

WHAT HAPPENS BACK HERE

New scents get tested. Bad ideas become good ideas. Good ideas become questionable products. And occasionally, something survives long enough to make it onto the website.

Consider the Employee Log your unofficial look behind the curtain.

No hard hat required.

A NOTE FROM JYNX

Management says I’m supposed to use this log to provide “helpful information.”
I have agreed to provide information.
We remain divided on the helpful part.
— Jynx 😈 

Employee #00666