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Scent: Black Forest Warning
Certified Naughty List 2026 – Personalized Christmas Candle
He sees you when you’re sleeping. He knows what you do. Shame.
Some people spend all year trying to make the Nice List.
Others have clearly made peace with who they are.
The Certified Naughty List 2026 Candle is a personalized Christmas candle for the repeat offender in your life. Add their name to the certificate and make their questionable behavior officially recognized by the North Pole.
Finally, a Christmas gift that says:
“I know what you did, and apparently Santa does too.”
MAKE IT PERSONAL
Add the recipient’s name and we’ll put it front and center on their official Certified Naughty List 2026 certificate.
Perfect for spouses, best friends, siblings, coworkers, drinking buddies, in-laws, or anyone whose browser history would probably concern an elf.
YOUR OFFICIAL NAUGHTY LIST RECORD INCLUDES
Santa’s Observations:
- Spicy texts
- Late-night snacks
- Questionable decisions
- Blames the dog
- Naughty thoughts
- Too many drinks
- Still no self-control
Documented Behavior:
- Gift snooping
- Selective hearing
- Reckless holiday drinking
- Repeated misuse of Christmas spirit
- Ongoing attitude concerns
- General troublemaking
Status: Repeat Offender
Observed By: North Pole Surveillance Division
Review Period: January 1 – December 24, 2026
Final Verdict: Shame.
BLACK FOREST WARNING
Dark Cherry • Fir Resin • Smoldering Woods
Dark, woodsy, smoky and just sweet enough to suggest that something happened in the forest and everybody agreed not to talk about it.
It smells festive, expensive and mildly suspicious.
A FUNNY PERSONALIZED CHRISTMAS GIFT
This personalized Christmas candle makes a ridiculous custom-name gift for anyone who deserves something better than another mug, ornament, or bottle of booze they’ll finish before New Year’s.
Give it to your husband. Your wife. Your best friend. Your boss if HR has already given up.
Or personalize one for yourself.
We’re not here to judge.
Santa already handled that shit.
THE DETAILS
- Design: Certified Naughty List 2026
- Personalization: Custom recipient name
- Fragrance: Black Forest Warning
- Scent profile: Dark Cherry • Fir Resin • Smoldering Woods
- Collection: Sinscents 12 Days of Xmas
Certified Naughty List 2026.
Observed all year.
Documented thoroughly.
Still no remorse.
Keep browsing: See the rest of the Luxury Christmas Candles & Holiday Gifts collection.
Burn it right
Keep the wick trimmed before each burn. On the first burn, let the melt pool reach the edge of the vessel when practical. Never leave a burning candle unattended, keep it away from drafts and anything flammable, and stop burning when about 1/2 inch of wax remains.
Shipping
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Your candle can smell incredible and have a questionable sense of humor. We see no reason to make you choose.
— OUR EXTREMELY SERIOUS BRAND PHILOSOPHY
We could’ve slapped “Live, Laugh, Love” on a jar. But then we’d have to live with ourselves.
— A STATEMENT FROM THE ART DEPARTMENT
Our sense of humor is questionable. Your checkout shouldn’t be. Shopify handles the payment. We handle the bad influence.
— THE DEPARTMENT OF ACTUAL RESPONSIBILITY
For the person who says “you shouldn’t have”—and, for once, means it. Still wants to know where you got it, though.
— OUR OFFICIAL POSITION ON GIFTING
