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Everything you actually want to know.
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Scent: Lost Control
Cat Puke
It's just Fluffy being Fluffy.
You heard it from three rooms away. That horrible little hurk-hurk-hurk that turns every cat owner into an Olympic sprinter armed with paper towels.
Fluffy is fine. Your rug has entered negotiations.
Scent: Sea Breeze
Bright Citrus • Lavender & Jasmine • Cedarwood & Oakmoss
Yes, the candle smells wildly better than the thing your cat just left beside the bed. That felt important to clarify.
13.75 oz clear glass candle. No. 08 of 12 in the Sinscents Family Life Collection.
Collector warning: only 100 copies of No. 05 BFF exist, so only 100 complete 12-candle Family Life sets can ever be assembled. Apparently even our family drama has scarcity.
A funny cat lover gift, cat candle, family gift, gag gift, or White Elephant gift for anyone who has ever stepped into a surprise before coffee.
More family evidence: browse the Family Life collection or our White Elephant gifts.
Burn it right
Keep the wick trimmed before each burn. On the first burn, let the melt pool reach the edge of the vessel when practical. Never leave a burning candle unattended, keep it away from drafts and anything flammable, and stop burning when about 1/2 inch of wax remains.
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Your candle can smell incredible and have a questionable sense of humor. We see no reason to make you choose.
— OUR EXTREMELY SERIOUS BRAND PHILOSOPHY
We could’ve slapped “Live, Laugh, Love” on a jar. But then we’d have to live with ourselves.
— A STATEMENT FROM THE ART DEPARTMENT
Our sense of humor is questionable. Your checkout shouldn’t be. Shopify handles the payment. We handle the bad influence.
— THE DEPARTMENT OF ACTUAL RESPONSIBILITY
For the person who says “you shouldn’t have”—and, for once, means it. Still wants to know where you got it, though.
— OUR OFFICIAL POSITION ON GIFTING
