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The Bathroom Is Now a Biozone — Funny Office Candle

The Bathroom Is Now a Biozone — Funny Office Candle

Sinscents Original. Free standard U.S. shipping on every candle in the U.S., even if it’s just one.

Courtesy Flush

Fresh enough to make the biozone survivable.

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Scent Notes
FamilyFresh Eucalyptus Citrus
TopMint
HeartEucalyptus
BaseCitrus
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Cooling mint, crisp eucalyptus, bright citrus, and aggressive freshness

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Regular price $39.99 USD
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THE GOOD STUFF

Everything you actually want to know.

The scent, the details, and how to keep the good decisions going.

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Scent: Courtesy Flush

Somebody went in there and made a decision.

The Bathroom Is Now a Biozone is a funny office candle for the moment the door opens, three people recoil, and facilities considers calling in outside help. Courtesy flush, people. We’re all sharing this building.

Courtesy Flush

Eucalyptus and mint hit with cold, clean authority while citrus brightens the aftermath. Fresh, sharp, and far more diplomatic than taping a warning sign to the door.

Scent Notes

Eucalyptus • Mint • Citrus

A bold coworker gift for office parties, White Elephant, Secret Santa, Yankee Swap, or the brave soul willing to say what the whole floor is thinking. A memorable funny office gift for the holidays.

One of six distinct designs in the Sinscents Office Series. Each design is a limited release; when this one sells out, that’s it. Sold-out designs won’t be restocked.


13.75 oz Clear Jar Candle
Premium soy wax
Sinscents original design

Burn it. Clean it. Reuse it.
Bad Influence. Great Candles.

More office damage: browse the Office Humor collection or our White Elephant gift ideas.

Burn it right

Keep the wick trimmed before each burn. On the first burn, let the melt pool reach the edge of the vessel when practical. Never leave a burning candle unattended, keep it away from drafts and anything flammable, and stop burning when about 1/2 inch of wax remains.

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Bad Influence. Great Candles. That part is kind of the whole idea.
Bad Influence. Great Candles. That part is kind of the whole idea.

Your candle can smell incredible and have a questionable sense of humor. We see no reason to make you choose.

— OUR EXTREMELY SERIOUS BRAND PHILOSOPHY

Original Sinscents art. Every product gets its own point of view.
Original Sinscents art. Every product gets its own point of view.

We could’ve slapped “Live, Laugh, Love” on a jar. But then we’d have to live with ourselves.

— A STATEMENT FROM THE ART DEPARTMENT

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Our sense of humor is questionable. Your checkout shouldn’t be. Shopify handles the payment. We handle the bad influence.

— THE DEPARTMENT OF ACTUAL RESPONSIBILITY

Gift-worthy on purpose. The label is part of the present.
Gift-worthy on purpose. The label is part of the present.

For the person who says “you shouldn’t have”—and, for once, means it. Still wants to know where you got it, though.

— OUR OFFICIAL POSITION ON GIFTING