{"product_id":"were-not-yelling-this-is-how-we-talk-candle","title":"We’re Not Yelling. This Is How We Talk. | Funny Italian Family Candle","description":"\u003ch2\u003eWe’re Not Yelling.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis is how we talk.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf dinner sounds like six simultaneous arguments, somebody demanding the manigot, three people talking with both hands, and everyone somehow having a wonderful time, welcome home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent: Indoor Voices\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEucalyptus • lavender • earthy woods\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e13.75 oz clear glass candle. No. 06 of 12 in the Sinscents Family Life Collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCollector warning:\u003c\/strong\u003e only 100 copies of No. 05 BFF exist, so only 100 complete 12-candle Family Life sets can ever be assembled. No pressure. Your family provides enough of that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny Italian family gift, Italian candle, family gift, or White Elephant gift for households where the volume knob was apparently never installed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c!-- ss-seo-links --\u003eMore family evidence: browse the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/family-life-collection\"\u003eFamily Life collection\u003c\/a\u003e or our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/white-elephant-gifts\"\u003eWhite Elephant gifts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sinscents","offers":[{"title":"Indoor Voices \/ 13.75 oz","offer_id":48426561405134,"sku":"SS-FL-06-INDOORVOICES","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0661\/5846\/1134\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Oct_3_2026_09_18_15_PM.png?v=1791076824","url":"https:\/\/sinscents.com\/products\/were-not-yelling-this-is-how-we-talk-candle","provider":"Sinscents","version":"1.0","type":"link"}