{"product_id":"we-are-not-getting-another-pet-candle","title":"We Are Not Getting Another Pet | Funny Pet Lover Candle","description":"\u003ch2\u003eWE ARE NOT GETTING ANOTHER PET\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSo what are we naming it?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe have enough pets. We have enough food bowls. We have enough vet bills. We have enough hair attached to clothing that has never been within twenty feet of an animal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWe are not getting another pet.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen somebody walks in holding a guinea pig.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe guinea pig is ecstatic. The kids are ecstatic. Jynx is already emotionally attached. Somehow there is a cage in your shopping cart and everyone is asking what you think of the name Pickles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCongratulations on your new pet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent: Absolutely Fucking Not\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBergamot \u0026amp; Honeysuckle • Jasmine • Sandalwood\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBright bergamot and honeysuckle open things up, jasmine takes over the middle, and warm sandalwood settles underneath it all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFloral, warm, and suspiciously comforting for a decision everyone swore was not happening.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e13.75 oz clear glass candle. No. 12 of 12 in the Sinscents Family Life Collection.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eTHE PERFECT GIFT FOR THE HOUSE THAT SOMEHOW KEEPS ACQUIRING ANIMALS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt \u003cstrong\u003e$39.99\u003c\/strong\u003e, this is a funny pet lover gift under $50 for the family member who says “no more pets” while actively making room for another food bowl.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt also makes excellent \u003cstrong\u003eWhite Elephant\u003c\/strong\u003e, Yankee Swap, Dirty Santa, Secret Santa, and Christmas gift-exchange ammunition because the joke lands immediately and the candle is something people actually want to take home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny enough to get stolen. Useful enough to survive past Christmas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat’s a \u003cstrong\u003eWhite Elephant gift\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCollector warning:\u003c\/strong\u003e Only 100 copies of \u003cstrong\u003eNo. 05 BFF\u003c\/strong\u003e exist, which means only 100 complete 12-candle Family Life sets can ever exist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo pressure. Your family already supplies plenty of that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBad Influence. Great Candles.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNeed more gift-exchange ammunition? Browse our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/white-elephant-gifts\"\u003eWhite Elephant gifts\u003c\/a\u003e, the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/family-life-collection\"\u003eFamily Life Collection\u003c\/a\u003e, or our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/christmas-candles\"\u003eChristmas candles and holiday gifts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sinscents","offers":[{"title":"Absolutely Fucking Not \/ 13.75 oz","offer_id":48427143069902,"sku":"FRO-HS-1","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0661\/5846\/1134\/files\/Sinscents_Candle_in_Pet_Chaos.png?v=1791173618","url":"https:\/\/sinscents.com\/products\/we-are-not-getting-another-pet-candle","provider":"Sinscents","version":"1.0","type":"link"}