{"product_id":"some-assembly-required-funny-christmas-candle-for-parents","title":"Some Assembly Required — Funny Christmas Candle for Parents","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFunny Christmas Candle for Parents — Some Assembly Required\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s Christmas Eve. The toy has 600 pieces, the instructions are in 14 languages, and one screw remains unexplained. Three screws left. Acceptable level of risk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny Christmas candle is for parents, grandparents, and the designated toy-builder who gets handed a tiny wrench while everyone else “supervises” from the couch. It’s a useful little laugh after the last piece finally clicks into place—or appears to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe label scent is \u003cstrong\u003eChristmas Spirit\u003c\/strong\u003e. Choose the fragrance profile that suits your repair crew: Balsam + Cedar or Oakmoss + Amber.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11 oz frosted glass vessel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNet wax weight: 7.2 oz (204 g)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLabel scent: Christmas Spirit; fragrance options: Balsam + Cedar or Oakmoss + Amber\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDay 6 of the Sinscents 12 Days of Xmas Mischief collection\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny Christmas gift for parents, toy-builders, and anyone who has ever found a spare screw after the kids went to bed. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/christmas-candles\"\u003eShop the full Christmas candle collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c!-- white-elephant-parent-link --\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKeep browsing:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/christmas-candles\"\u003eSee the rest of the Luxury Christmas Candles \u0026amp; Holiday Gifts collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sinscents","offers":[{"title":"Christmas Spirit — Balsam + Cedar","offer_id":48402848743630,"sku":"PMH60-BC.1869242","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Christmas Spirit — Oakmoss + Amber","offer_id":48402848776398,"sku":"PMH60-OAK.1869242","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0661\/5846\/1134\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_73a5ca33-ef67-4d7e-9fa2-e5ebeab94053.png?v=1790570348","url":"https:\/\/sinscents.com\/products\/some-assembly-required-funny-christmas-candle-for-parents","provider":"Sinscents","version":"1.0","type":"link"}