{"product_id":"serenity-lavender-sage-candle","title":"Sinscents Serenity – Lavender \u0026 Sage Candle | Calm the Fuck Down | 9 oz","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI said I’m fucking relaxing.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eSerenity is not about becoming a better person.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt’s about getting five uninterrupted minutes before somebody asks where the charger is.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSinscents Serenity\u003c\/strong\u003e takes all the ancient-peaceful-temple energy of a quiet meditation garden and applies it to modern life, where your phone is buzzing, somebody needs something, and your last nerve has already submitted its resignation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ch2\u003eCalm the Fuck Down\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eLavender arrives first, because apparently we’re trying to be civilized.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eChamomile, sage and rosemary settle things down. Camphor clears a little mental space. Cedar and sandalwood bring up the rear with the calm, grounded energy of someone who has finally learned how to ignore a group text.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePeaceful? Yes.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePassive? Absolutely not.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWhat’s Actually in the Scent\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cli\u003eLavender\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cli\u003eChamomile\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cli\u003eSage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cli\u003eRosemary\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cli\u003eCamphor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cli\u003eCedar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cli\u003eSandalwood\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ch2\u003eSerenity, Sinscents Style\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is our version of a lavender candle: calming enough to help you decompress, but not so precious that it starts telling you to “choose joy.”\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eLight it when the house is finally quiet, when you need a reset, when everyone has been informed that you are unavailable, or when pretending you live in an ancient mountain temple feels healthier than answering another email.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ch2\u003eThe Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cli\u003e9 oz apothecary jar candle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cli\u003eLavender + Sage fragrance profile\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cli\u003eOriginal Sinscents Serenity artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cli\u003eFeaturing Blanca and Jynx in the Sinscents universe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cli\u003eDesigned for relaxing, unwinding and aggressively protecting your peace\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e lavender candle lovers, \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/employee-log\/best-candle-scents-for-relaxation\"\u003erelaxation gifts\u003c\/a\u003e, stressed women, meditation spaces, self-care nights, birthdays, coworkers who are one meeting away from disappearing, or anyone who needs the world to shut up for a minute.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSinscents.\u003c\/strong\u003e Bad influence. Great candles.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sinscents","offers":[{"title":"Serenity","offer_id":48410043318478,"sku":"PMH80-S-LVS.1870053","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0661\/5846\/1134\/files\/serenitylavendercandle.png?v=1790751796","url":"https:\/\/sinscents.com\/products\/serenity-lavender-sage-candle","provider":"Sinscents","version":"1.0","type":"link"}