{"product_id":"santas-cinnamon-chai-candle","title":"Santa’s Fat Ass Is Stuck in the Chimney — Cinnamon Chai Christmas Candle","description":"\u003ch2\u003eSanta’s FAT ASS Is stuck in the chimney again. The candle. \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eToo many cookies. Too small a chimney. Santa is stuck again, and the reindeer are trying very hard not to make eye contact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe’ll get the old guy out. We’ll just take one sip of tea and mention that this route-planning situation feels avoidable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny Santa candle is a Christmas gag gift for adults, a Secret Santa surprise, or a dirty Santa exchange gift for the friend who can handle a little holiday profanity. The Cinnamon Chai fragrance brings warm spice to the scene; Santa brings the structural problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11 oz frosted glass vessel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNet wax weight: 7.2 oz (204 g)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFragrance: Cinnamon Chai\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDay 2 of the Sinscents 12 Days of Xmas Mischief collection\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/christmas-candles\"\u003eFind more funny Christmas candles from Sinscents\u003c\/a\u003e. Chimney extraction not included.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sinscents","offers":[{"title":"Nice \u0026 Spicy","offer_id":48402848907470,"sku":"PMH60-CHAI.1869245","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0661\/5846\/1134\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_74fe767f-6497-4cdd-80ce-74b2833f1952.png?v=1790569013","url":"https:\/\/sinscents.com\/products\/santas-cinnamon-chai-candle","provider":"Sinscents","version":"1.0","type":"link"}