{"product_id":"our-shitter-candle-funny-bathroom-candle","title":"Our Shitter Candle | WTF Did You Eat? Funny Bathroom Candle","description":"\u003ch2\u003eOUR SHITTER CANDLE\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWTF did you eat?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery family has one bathroom that has seen some shit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSometimes literally.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSomeone goes in looking normal. Ten minutes later they emerge five pounds lighter, refuse eye contact, and close the door behind them like they just signed an NDA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou walk in next.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHuge mistake.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat is when \u003cstrong\u003eCourtesy Flush\u003c\/strong\u003e reports for duty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent: Courtesy Flush\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBright Citrus • Lavender \u0026amp; Jasmine • Cedarwood \u0026amp; Oakmoss\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFresh citrus hits first, lavender and jasmine attempt diplomacy, and cedarwood and oakmoss hang around to help clean up the reputation of the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWill it erase what happened? No. We’re candle makers, not miracle workers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill it help? Jesus Christ, we hope so.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e13.75 oz clear glass candle. No. 11 of 12 in the Sinscents Family Life Collection.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eTHE GIFT NOBODY EXPECTS TO FIGHT OVER\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt \u003cstrong\u003e$39.99\u003c\/strong\u003e, Our Shitter Candle is exactly the kind of funny gift under $50 that turns a White Elephant exchange into an actual competition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBring it to a \u003cstrong\u003eWhite Elephant\u003c\/strong\u003e, Yankee Swap, Dirty Santa, Secret Santa, family Christmas, office party, or any other gathering where grown adults suddenly become willing to betray each other over a gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt gets the laugh when it’s opened, then somebody realizes it’s also a genuinely good candle and decides they’re stealing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat’s the goal. Not landfill crap. Not another novelty mug. A useful candle with an absolutely terrible job.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat’s a \u003cstrong\u003eWhite Elephant gift\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCollector warning:\u003c\/strong\u003e Only 100 copies of \u003cstrong\u003eNo. 05 BFF\u003c\/strong\u003e exist, which means only 100 complete 12-candle Family Life sets can ever exist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo pressure. Your family already supplies plenty of that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBad Influence. Great Candles.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNeed more gift-exchange ammunition? Browse our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/white-elephant-gifts\"\u003eWhite Elephant gifts\u003c\/a\u003e, the \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/family-life-collection\"\u003eFamily Life Collection\u003c\/a\u003e, or our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/christmas-candles\"\u003eChristmas candles and holiday gifts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sinscents","offers":[{"title":"Courtesy Flush \/ 13.75 oz","offer_id":48427142611150,"sku":"FRO-SB-1","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0661\/5846\/1134\/files\/NeonBathroomChaosCandleScene.png?v=1791174741","url":"https:\/\/sinscents.com\/products\/our-shitter-candle-funny-bathroom-candle","provider":"Sinscents","version":"1.0","type":"link"}