{"product_id":"last-nerve-candle","title":"Last Nerve Candle – Omertà Christmas Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLast Nerve Candle – Last Xmas Nerve\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou had one nerve left.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBurn it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Sinscents Last Nerve Candle has entered the family business.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet \u003cstrong\u003eLast Xmas Nerve\u003c\/strong\u003e, our dark, smoky Christmas candle for anyone who has reached the point in December where saying less is probably wise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJynx is dressed for business. Blanca knows better than to ask questions. The cigar is lit. The match has already been thrown.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNobody saw anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOMERTÀ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDark amber • Velvet smoke • Oakmoss\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWarm, shadowy and smooth, Omertà gives this funny Christmas candle a much darker personality than the usual sugar-cookie holiday scent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThink low lights, expensive wood, smoke hanging in the air, and a conversation that suddenly stopped when you walked into the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis isn’t the cute little last nerve candle you leave on your coworker’s desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis one knows a guy.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect as a funny Christmas gift, holiday stress gift, sarcastic candle, or a little something for the person currently surviving on their \u003cstrong\u003elast nerve\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLAST XMAS NERVE.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBURN IT.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd remember:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOmertà. No politics at the Xmas table. You've been warned. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c!-- white-elephant-parent-link --\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKeep browsing:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/christmas-candles\"\u003eSee the rest of the Luxury Christmas Candles \u0026amp; Holiday Gifts collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sinscents","offers":[{"title":"Omerta","offer_id":48406480584910,"sku":"PMH60-WS.1869535","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0661\/5846\/1134\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_b475ea80-ab72-4950-b9a0-c2a179dbc382.png?v=1790582089","url":"https:\/\/sinscents.com\/products\/last-nerve-candle","provider":"Sinscents","version":"1.0","type":"link"}